Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Did you know that when it gets really hot all you can do is eat chocolate cake and drink cold coffee? And that just adding ice to the coffee won't work? that wrecks the taste. You actually have to put it in a jug and toss it in the fridge and wait. And wait. And wait.

But then the coffee is nice and cold and life is good again.

And did you know that when someone says "Wanna birthday fuck?" you will forget all about blogging in your haste to say yes?

I know all of these things because I am Smrt.

In other news.

Ever since that nice lady cleaned my teeth I find I am obsessed with brushing and flossing and rinsing for sixty seconds - omgitburns- with Listerine. Can you brush and floss too much?

I have had a few comments about people not being on the blogroll in my sidebar. I will update that this week. However, where there are like fifty blogs in my side bar, there are 100 in my bloglines. Sorry if you felt left out, but I AM reading you!

When I demanded E-cards I assumed I would get, at most, five. I am amazed at the amount of comments I got as well as cards. I have to go in and update that post with the rest of the card list! But seriously folks, thanks! You helped me forget my that MY OWN DAD, who I hope reads this, forgot to call and wish me, his favorite child, a happy birthday! *pouts*

Since It will be the Fourth of the Fly when most of you read this, please have a safe and happy Independence Day!



Blogger Sheila said...

Happy Fourth of the Fly to you!

11:38 PM, July 03, 2007  
Anonymous Daddy Papersurfer said...

Hello - Fracas pointed me over this way. I've started rummaging but I'm a slow reader, I hope you don't write quickly.
I heard that Listerine is NOT GOOD but I've forgotten why - I hope that helps

12:22 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

Mmm...birthday fucks. Whee! :D

1:05 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Happy Fourth of the Fly to you as well!

So you saw fireworks at home as well - lucky gal!

6:00 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

You guys are so romantic!

6:19 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Yeah. What Avitable said.

6:45 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Don't tell the others, but you are my Favorite Canadian.

6:52 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

Happy 4th! Hmm..chocolate cake, iced coffee and a birthday fuck...what a great day!

7:37 AM, July 04, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

Who's giving out fucks??

7:45 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

It's too warm to bake and I'm too cheap to buy an already made cake.

I didn't send an e-card and I'm still alive. I never send e-cards and things are pretty hectic here so I didn't go and look for one... Your winged avengers haven't reached me yet but I know I'm running out of time. Tell my husband I love him. Okay?

Sounds like you had a great birthday.

7:59 AM, July 04, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have heard if you brush your teeth more than the recommended 2 times a day that you will wear down the enamel on your teeth. I did research on this because KittyGirl became obsessed with brushing her teeth about 6 times a day

8:55 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila :o) what are your plans for the day?

Daddy Paper Surfer I know listerine burns, but my dentist said the burny one kills more germs than the nice yummy ones.. I can see it being bad though! Thanks for stopping in!

Kentucky Girl They are good all year round, but great on special days LOL

Fantastagirl Heh. Are you taking pictures of Pan in the parade?

Avitable Well, we will be once I teach him to bring me flowers..

Blogarita...And chocolate!

Mr.Fab LOL.

Not A Granny Only thing that would have made it better would have been balloons!

Metal Mom Well I cant say he is giving them out...

Marilyn I will tell our husband for you. Sorry about this, but If I let you off, Next year no one will send them in!

8:58 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

CoffeeMom Hey hey girly! what did you do on the first? Did y'all go see the fireworks? I have heard something like that but I'm not sure. I am however, super obsessed with brushing them! EEK!

9:07 AM, July 04, 2007  
Anonymous Jen / domestika said...

All that, and chocolate cake too! Sounds about right to me. Oh, but you can keep that Listerine chaser.

9:39 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I was afraid you died on your birthday. Thank God you are still alive.

Make the coffee extra strong and then stick it in the blender with some ice and flavored creamer. Yum yum!

10:18 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Miss Ann Thrope said...

If someone had the balls to complain they weren't in my blogroll, I wouldn't put them in it and/or would remove their link on general princple. Seriously.

10:32 AM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

So all in all it sounds like you had a happy day...YAY.

1:14 PM, July 04, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked on the first, surprising isn't it? Big Daddy and the kids dropped me off at work and went to see the fireworks. If there weren't so many tall buildings downtown I could've seen them, but I guess that's the luck of the draw. That's 2 years in a row I've missed the fireworks, Last year we moved on the 1st so we were to tired and exhausted to even think about watching fireworks

1:21 PM, July 04, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Jen the Listerine burns, but it does make my mouth feel cleaner.. maybe it is the five layers of flesh I sear off every time I use it?

Shelli I didn't die. I'm here. Send fudgsicles!

Miss Ann Where is your blogroll? I have to check if I am on it LMAO

Tug well except for the part where you weren't here...

Coffee Mom that sucks big time! Did kitty girl like them or was she scared? Were the mosquitoes bad? Tell me more!

2:49 PM, July 04, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry can't answer any of those questions, you'd have to ask Big Daddy...oh never mind he said she wasn't to thrilled, but wasn't scared either and the bugs were well bugs, but of course they were all protected cause I made sure of it before I went to work.

12:06 AM, July 05, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

I have heard you can brush the enamel off your teeth. And considering how much you love dentists, you might want to limit yourself to brushing just after meals.

9:31 AM, July 05, 2007  

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