Did you know that when it gets really hot all you can do is eat chocolate cake and drink cold coffee? And that just adding ice to the coffee won't work? that wrecks the taste. You actually have to put it in a jug and toss it in the fridge and wait. And wait. And wait.
But then the coffee is nice and cold and life is good again.
And did you know that when someone says "Wanna birthday fuck?" you will forget all about blogging in your haste to say yes?
I know all of these things because I am Smrt.
In other news.
Ever since that nice lady cleaned my teeth I find I am obsessed with brushing and flossing and rinsing for sixty seconds - omgitburns- with Listerine. Can you brush and floss too much?
I have had a few comments about people not being on the blogroll in my sidebar. I will update that this week. However, where there are like fifty blogs in my side bar, there are 100 in my bloglines. Sorry if you felt left out, but I AM reading you!
When I demanded E-cards I assumed I would get, at most, five. I am amazed at the amount of comments I got as well as cards. I have to go in and update that post with the rest of the card list! But seriously folks, thanks! You helped me forget my that MY OWN DAD, who I hope reads this, forgot to call and wish me, his favorite child, a happy birthday! *pouts*
Since It will be the Fourth of the Fly when most of you read this, please have a safe and happy Independence Day!
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