It's Poke and Prod Time :o(

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

It's that time of year again.

Annual Physical. Why do I even need it? I go to the doctor for different things all the time. I have to have a pap every three months and my boobies poked every six, so thats basically a physical right there, right?

And blood work. I might have forgotten to actually go to the lab two years ago and get the blood drawn, but hey, I'm still here, so If I had It would have come back fine, right?


I know that no one really cares about the imminent exploration of my lady pocket, But just in case you were wondering, The Doc does warm up the Speculum before he inserts it.

Moving right along.

Stuperman found a flashlight in the toy box and immediately fell in love with it. I think they are starting a family becuase they spend a lot of time together under the covers. I'm OK with his plastic lover - for the most part, It's just... How many times do I have to put up with him racing up to me, shining it up my nose and demanding "Where were you on the fourth of the fly"

Yup. Well. I guess thats all.

Oh Wait. There is this:

Rainbow Man got three second place ribbons and one third at his school's track and field day. When I went to school, Our ribbons had numbers printed on them. Not that I placed in any of the track and field events... But still.
What a Rip Off.



Blogger Sheila said...

Ew for physicals. But, at least you have insurance, right?

Fourth of the Fly?! This is priceless! LOL!

12:40 AM, June 14, 2007  
Anonymous ~ Stacy ~ said...

It may be a rip-off that he didn't get numbers on his ribbons, but he sure as heck looks happy. That's an all-win there. :) What a great smile you son has.

As for the rest of your post... I'm choosing to ignore that topic, thank you. Ugh. Pap-smears. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

Um, yeah.

2:02 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I like to take the batteries out of flashlights and stick my dingus in there.

3:23 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Sugar Queens Dream said...

I hate the things myself but at least your Doc isnt ass rapeing like mine is . with every physical you get a free prob! I think secretly she has a fetish for ass probing!
I thought it was just me but shes done it to my Hubby , my Son and even a few friends that go to her too....I am thinking of switching Drs. LOL
Oh well , have a good day, Judy

5:23 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Yay, Rainbow Man!

Sorry about the physical. How come you have to have those things done so frequently? I think your doc is hot for you.

5:26 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

You can't fool me. Those aren't ribbons. Those are just pieces of blue painters' tape you pulled off your bedroom wall.

6:01 AM, June 14, 2007  
Anonymous sam said...

You better have a hot doctor if you're going THAT often.

Yay for Rainbow Man! That's great!

6:32 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Just take a marker and write "1st" on all of them! Everybody wins.

7:17 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

This is what I read: blah, blah, blah BOOBIES. ;)

7:51 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Coffee Mom said...

Hey you do pretty darn good, I haven't had a physical since I had KittyGirl, and even then it wasn't a full physical.
At least Rainbow Man gets a track and feild I feel very ripped off that SBW doesn't get one this year.
Now it's time to go to bed...goodnight!!

8:18 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

Get some glue & glitter & put the numbers on there! Use the extra glitter to 'spice things up down below' & give your doc something to talk about.....

8:45 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

I haven't been to a doctor in six years. I should move to Candada.

I like the phrase lady pocket. I don't think anybody ever warmed a speculum for me. Your doctor must have the hots for you.

9:04 AM, June 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your Doc still use a metal one or the brand new outta the sterile paper plastic ones?? Mine uses the plastic ones, they put them in a warmer, but it's never that warm. For all your non-Canadian viewers, how much does a physical cost where you are?? With or without insurance, is it covered by insurance?? Thank God I'm in Canada, so far we don't have to worry about that. Yah for Free Health Care.


9:53 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Sugar Queens Dream said...

My answer to the cost is, we have Insurance, it costs us 10 US dollars co-pay. I wish we had free health care here in the US because, the monthly payment is really high. For the three of us it's 1000.00 a month

10:55 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila I don't need insurance for physicals. I'm Canadian. And fourth of the fly is really cute for the first five hundred times...

~Stacy~ he was pretty happy with his results. And, A regular pap is important to your health.

Mr.Fab really? the flash lights we all have have coils and stuff inside them.Doesn't that hurt?

Sugar Queen Actually I was reading online that the butt rape is part of the process and the docs are supposed to do it. But mine has never done it. I'm not about to ask him why LOL

Shelli when RM was born I had cells from the inside of my uterus migrate to the opening of my cervix to set up shot. They like to grow and so I go in all the time to have the lump removed and tested to make sure it is still just mixed up cells and not something worse.

Blogarita Actually. We used purple painters tape.. HA!

Sam He is kind of good looking, and he has a great sense of humor too!

Avitable He told me "first isn't important mom, I had fun and thats what counts...right??"

Finn lol. got boobies on the mind today?

Coffee Mom I think I am a closet hypochondriac, becuase I schedule them when the stress of the "what ifs" gets too bad.

Tug LMAO I should put something inside it!you know, Like the prize in the cracker jack box ! LOL

Marilyn My doc warms it cus it is metal. You should schedule one today. they are really important. cervical cancer can be cured with early detection you know!

RoxDar metal all the way. he's hard core LOL. I also wonder what it costs for a US woman to get a pap and or physical.

11:02 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sugar Queen holy SHIT. 1000 a month for healthc are AND you have a co pay? Woah. I would not be able to afford heath care in the US

11:03 AM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

And now you might understand why I don't have insurance... Sucks to be American huh? (Did I just say that?!)

12:01 PM, June 14, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

The worst part about US healthcare is that they don't like to pay to PREVENT you from getting sick. Then they bitch about paying for treatments to help you get well!!!

2:28 PM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Actually, I had my annual exam yesterday. It didn't cost us anything out-of-pocket because SG has great insurance. The cost of the insurance for him and me is $12 a week off his check thanks to kick-ass union benefits. We are very fortunate. There are hundreds of member in his union, and several unions covered by the same insurance company, so they can negotiate outstanding group rates.

But Sheila and Metalmom are correct. If you don't get good benefits at work the cost of individual health insurance is prohibitive here, and most of the insurance companies are all about treatment after the fact rather than prevention. :(

3:16 PM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

"Where were you on the fourth of the fly"


3:54 PM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

yeah, health care in the US sucks! It was gonna be $1000 a month for us to have health insurance with maternity. There's no way we can afford that. Luckily we qualified for ALLKids, which the gov pays for. haha suckas! LOL. So we pay nothing now, that's when being poor isn't so bad:) I would hate to have a pap every 3 months! And just so you know, I've never been to a DR. that warmed up that thing! It's always freezing!

7:39 PM, June 14, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

At least he got some ribbons - they don't give out ribbons in Pan's school -don't want someone to feel left out.

9:19 PM, June 14, 2007  

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