If you tell me the ending; your death will be painful

Thursday, May 31, 2007

So. We have one place that rents movies - No, two, but we don't rent that kind of movie, we buy them.

We rented Hannibal Rising tonight.

It was fucking awesome, Except for the part where it makes me feel totally sorry for him and start thinking he should have killed just a few more people in Silence of the lambs and whatever HL 2 was called.

Is it wrong to wish someone would kill someone else?

Is it worse to have names picked out, in an envelope, addressed and ready to be mailed just in case he ever asks me?

Oh, and the other thing that sucked my ass dry, was that halfway through the fucking movie the DVD stopped working.

Fuckety fuck.

Hannibal (who is fucking HOT) Was just about to kill the nasty-ass fucker who ate his sister, and the movie died.

I did giggle at how mad the husband got. And that, for some unknown reason, our neighbor picked that exact time to lean a ladder up to our house and climb up on our roof.

'Cus really? When is a better time to go climbing on your neighbors roof then when they are one part giggly, one part furious?

And yet, even saddened as I am about not getting to see the end of the movie and finish mind fucking Hannibal, I am still giggling about how I was trying to get the husband out of his bad movie fury-funk with my hands down his pants while the neighbor was up on our roof.

Looking in the skylight we just happened to be under.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!! I'm first again...Yippee!! Now I'll go read it!!


11:23 PM, May 31, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a huge horror movie fan, so I won't spoil it for ya!! Sorry it died that really sucks. At least the neighbour got a good show!!!
By the way my Canadian born friend that neighboUr. Spell it right eh!! LOL


11:26 PM, May 31, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just read one of those "Send this to all your friends" emails and read a quote that made me think of you (and then of course bust out in laughter).... "If you can be a good example....then you'll just have to be a horrible warning"
Words to live by...

11:31 PM, May 31, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you still exercising to comments?? Cuz I'm not really tired yet and I could really just keep going??

11:32 PM, May 31, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Now why would your neighbor just go up on the roof without asking first? That's weird. Not nearly as weird as you wanting some Hannibal sex, however.

11:49 PM, May 31, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I like it up on your roof. I like to go up there to relax, and sometimes I even bring a picnic dinner.

4:48 AM, June 01, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

I LOVE movies and I Always clean the DVD before viewing because of the problem you mentioned. There is nothing worse than missing a movie ending because of that.Especially rental movies!

5:09 AM, June 01, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

PS.Why were hands down the hubby's pants? Looking for the end of the movie?

5:10 AM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

Your neighbor climbs on your roof and looks in your skylight? Come on Blue...you cant leave us hanging....tell us the whole story...such as why he is on your roof?

6:28 AM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

He kidnaps Clarice, they run off to Europe together, and Thomas Harris takes a huge shit on the entire franchise.

6:41 AM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

So did he watch? Was it hot?

7:43 AM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger ~Tori said...

I laughed out loud at the ending of your post... and I cannot remember the ending of the film... oh well

11:26 AM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger mixednut said...

I think I need to move to Canada.

12:01 PM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

RoxDar I can give you the "firsties Code" but you have no where to put it

RoxDar How on earth do you see Hannibal as a horror? And my spell checker is from the US, I plan on listing to it, thanks!

RoxDar So. Im a warning? A warning of what though?

RoxDar I think I hate you . yes I am.

Shelli in the afternoon(Thursday) his son flew his helicopter remote thingy up there and it got stuck, I said that today (Friday) that the husband and FIL would be on the roof and get it down, but I guess he decided it was difficult to wait.

Mr.Fab And the fact you don't pick up the condom wrappers and empty lube bottles is really starting to piss me off too!

Metal Mom Yes. This is not the first time this has happened to us while watching movies. (the death of the DVD part)

Metal Mom if you investigate the contents of most men's pants, even if they are in a really blue mood, they will perk right up.

Catch my neighbor is a fuckwad. I really dislike him. See what gets me is I told them that the next day people would be on to roof for the plane, so why cant he wait? If he fell, he would have been able to sue US! oh, and read up a bit to hear the rest of it.

Avitable wow. I'll get my spoon sharpened!

Finn actually seeing a gleaming face in a window twenty feet above you is surprisingly a mood killer.

~Tori we are going to rent it again tonight. We might have to buy it and file it with the porn. I could lady-whack to whoever is doing the acting for Hannibal.

Mixed Nut Sure why not. Want to live in the sewing room? It has a hide a bed.

1:09 PM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

You need to put a bigass sign on your roof - "Get the HELL DOWN neighbordude".

I doubledog dare ya'.

6:30 PM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger Shortie said...

WOw I have to come here more LOL!!! Horror movies freak me out and then I can't sleep!

4:49 AM, June 02, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

If you complain to the rental place, sometimes they'll give you another copy and a free rental the second time. We did this with an X-man movie once. There really was just something wrong with the DVD. It wasn't dirty or anything.

Do you lemon windex the skylight? Seems like a lot of trouble just to get Fab to come over.

9:57 AM, June 02, 2007  
Anonymous fracas said...

I'm going to go with what tug said, but my suggestion for the sign would read, "If you want to watch me play with my husband, next time just ask."

I do think it would be funny to report him as a peeping tom though... snap a picture of him through the skylight from inside of the house and I bet he never goes up there again.


Jerk neighbours... we've had more than I care to count. Now we live on a corner and so only have one to deal with, and we get along pretty ok. (Though there are two Gladys Kravitz types across the street.)

1:01 PM, June 02, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

Wow! What a fun post. hehe

I'll have to remember that whole hands in pants thing the next time my hubby is in a slightly foul mood.

Can't however, watch the second SOTL movie nor Hannibal. I just don't want those mean thoughts going through my brain when I am seriously pissed off.

I do love me some Silence Of The Lambs though. My son hates it because it is stuff that could really happen, he likes the sci-fi stuff better.

7:43 AM, June 03, 2007  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Neighbor on roof, hands down pants, skylights...HHmmmm....Making a porn movie?

9:56 AM, June 03, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

See, here I thought you were having lust in your heart for Anthony Hopkins but noooo....it is Peter Webber who is doing to for you.

If you do happen to want to watch a great A.H. movie check out The World's Fastest Indian. No, it is not about Indians but a motorcycle. Awesome movie.

2:39 PM, June 03, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

so... you're alright, right?

8:29 PM, June 03, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

if my neighbor got on my roof, I'd probably be calling the cops. or throwing rocks at him. apparently he was hoping to get a free show from your skylight....and he got one!

11:08 AM, June 04, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

I had a dream about you last night. NOT THAT KIND OF DREAM!

Something like, you called me to ask me something really basic - like how to spell the city I live in. And, when I got off the phone I was running around telling all my friends and family that "Blue called!" Like you were a celebrity or something... I giggled a little about it when I woke up.

12:12 PM, June 04, 2007  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

Why in the world was your neighbor on your roof?? Very strange!

2:31 PM, June 04, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, oh. Blue has been arrested for indecent exposure for the skylight incident. Never mind that she was in her own home. After all, the rules could be different in the frozen north... That's the only reason she'd stay away from here for so long.

And about that faulty DVD - one word - NETFLIX! In almost 4 years, I've never had a disc that gave us any problem at all. Does Netflix serve Canada? If not - bug them 'til they do!!

6:15 PM, June 04, 2007  
Blogger Violet said...

I don't like those creepy movies... However, I am able to understand your logic of trying to appease an angry husband with your hands down his pants...

9:07 PM, June 04, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...


That was the ending to Hannibal, not Hannibal Rising.

6:23 AM, June 05, 2007  

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