Ehn! So! Meh!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

So. Painting sucks. Some dude in underwear told me that it is supposed to dry streaky and the next coat would fix everything.

I don't believe him, but he does have a damn fine ass.

So. Tomorrow will be a pretty exciting day for me. Or, uhm Today? This morning?

Shit uhm. Friday the eighth between nine thirty and noon will be an exciting time for me.

Blue Boy has Kindergarten Orientation tomorrow!! We are gonna have story time! And crafts! And see the classroom! Meet the teachers! Juice! Cookies! Eating paste!

So. The Paris Hilton thing alternately pissed me off and then made my day. And ponies with shoes are fucking cute. And I want this. Send Money. Or coffee. OK. Just drink some, and think of me.

I hafta go to bed now because we have to be up at o-dark-thirty. Mornings are a crime against nature.

Pee ess: Make Her STOP!

(if you cannot see the video, go here)



Blogger Sheila said...

You've been giving your cat alcohol again, haven't you? I've told you to stop that...

11:58 PM, June 07, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I'd like some paste. Can I come?

2:41 AM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

At least your cat moves. Mine just lays around like the fat-ass he is.

5:46 AM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

When do they start kindergarten in Canada? If you tell me next week, I will have to have a nervous breakdown because my kids will be home for 3 months now. aaaaa...

6:43 AM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Maybe it's the "everybody-in-the-family-is-stone-deaf" setting on the TV that's making her that way.

I'm just sayin'.

8:01 AM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

Yep, Paris needs to go back to jail.

Kindergarten orientation? some paste for me please.

8:06 AM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

We missed the whole kindergarten thing... one of the drawbacks of homeschooling. Nobody ever makes me cookies. Have fun.

8:22 AM, June 08, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of my coworkers has that robot floor cleaner thingy. He calls her "Hazel". (reference to a really old TV sitcom) Works well, but the battery doesn't last as long as he thought it would.

It's been 12 years since I had a kindergartener. I miss those simple days...sigh...reliving the 'cute' years vicariously through your trio.

10:46 AM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger ~Tori said...

I'm drinking coffee & thinking of you... can I go home now?

11:09 AM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger Amy said...

Who needs a television with that cat around?

12:04 PM, June 08, 2007  
Anonymous squirrel said...

I haven't heard what happened in court this morning!! I want her back in jail. At least for a week or so more. I'm just sayin'...

1:56 PM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

going to kindergarten round up is soo much fun! Hope he had a great time - and the whole paris thing - pissed me off, and then made my day! She cried for her MOMMMY in court... she needs to be a big girl and suck it up!

9:30 PM, June 08, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila But she likes It!

Mr.Fab no. you can;t come. But it was good paste.

Blogarita her normal habit is to sleep, get up, walk to the other couch and sleep some more.

Shelli mid September. Rm doesn't get out of school until the end of June.

Finn so I am not the only one who thinks The Husband watches TV too loudly.

Tug not only did I eat paste, but sparkles too!

Marilyn yea but when you homes school you don't have to worry about matching socks and combing hair. Or making lunch. Or how cold it is in the winter.

Peggy Scooba is my soul mate. I want to have its wee little babies.

~Tori No. NO leaving. Drink your coffee and shut up.

Amy TV sucks. Cats purr. No contest.

Squirrel bitch in in jail. AND she might end up serving the full 45 days now. Life is good.

Fantastagirl I laughed out loud when I read her "Mom! Its not right" in the online news. And the pictures of her crying TOWARDS the cruiser windows so that she could be sure that the pap's would get shots. its so damn funnnny

10:44 PM, June 08, 2007  

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