I have an unfortunate habit of really really getting into movies.
If I watch a horror, I am scared of my own shadow. I jump and my heart pounds and I put a large knife under my pillow. If I watch funny movies, I get the giggles, everything is freaking hilarious. The dude playing Dawn Of Mana on the couch right now says when I am giggly its like I am high.
Here, I will show you:
Uh...Avitable? Please don't read this. I don't fix typos or really pay attention to keys at all when I am on chat. So uhm yea. If you do read it, don't bitch to me!
Shelli: Hey, girly
but its hard to tpe
me: cus im laughing so hard im shaking
and i cant catch my breath
and i think theres both pee and snot going on here
Shelli: why are you laughing
me: cus we went for a smoke and we took the cat with us
to the garage'
and introduced her to bubbles
she is liek WTF mate?
i bet she loved them
me: omg nO
freaked her the fick out. we thingk she thinks she ishigh or soemthing
the jumping and screaming an d HISSSSSSSss claw run and hid in the bike
am I high?
can you get high from watching a movie? I think you can
i don't think so
me: yes. yes i think you can. go ask the husband type dude you have
hes a copper he will know
wait you are in teh medical profession.
are my eyes dilatedright now>
Shelli: you can get high from smoking a cigarette when you haven't had one in awhile
no your eyes aren't dilated right now
me:how can you tell? i was blinking while ou looked
me: nope. nope its the mocvie
Shelli: Shannon, why are you smoking?!
me:cus i only lasted 91 hours of that particular hell
cus i suck ass
yup im a bad quitter. but only losers quit, right?
Shelli: there is a new drug that makes cigs taste bad
me: you are going to verbally spank me now, arent ou>
zyban makes me ill
Shelli: not zyban
me: well hats helpful
Shelli: or something like that
me: my cat is still looking for bubbles from her hidey hole
Shelli: i will figure it out tomorrow and tell you what it is
me: its making me giggle
if I was wearing panties, it would bebetter
Shelli: my cat freaks out about laser pointers
she is weird
Shelli: at you
me: gonna get my kitten stoned ont eh nip and shot lazers onto the bubbles
dont laugh at me, i have feelings, they are just covered int eh giggles right now
Shelli: she makes this weird noise that is a cross between meowing and hissing
me: wanna be my blog post?
Y'all feel free to go over and commiserate with Shelli over my horrid typos and general oddities.