Some Help He is!

Monday, May 14, 2007

Round ten o'clock tonight I turned to the husband and said "Hon, I need an idea for a post tonight."

Then I said it again because he was in the middle of passionately making love to his PS2 controller.

And then I said it again.

He looked up long enough to say "nipple panties" and then went back to digitally pleasuring his buttons.

Word to the wise; Don't search for Nipple Panties if you don't want to see nipples and uh.. panties. Dur
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For everyone who was shucking and darning over their missed opportunity to have and hold their very own penis soap, keep in mind I still have eleven more in The Husbands' closet, and I Will find more excuses to send them off to new homes where they can look forward to being fondled, frothed and dropped in the shower.



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Did anyone watch Deal Or No Deal tonight? OMG I cannot wait till next Mondays' episode. He is going to be on it!!

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19 Comments:

Blogger Sheila said...

Nipples and panties is the best he's got? Geez, thank goodness he doesn't have a blog. But, on the plus side, you should get some google hits from that... :D

11:51 PM, May 14, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

You should put one of those controllers in your panties. Just an idea.

1:33 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

So...you have a house full of penis soap and you offer me a ring pop?

4:32 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

Im still trying to figure out why you have all that penis soap! lol

5:19 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

I'd want to get penis soap, but I don't use soap. I only use BBW body wash.

And I'm fucking horrified that you watch Deal or No Deal.

6:55 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

uh huhuhuhuhuh

you said

nipple panties

uh huhuhuhuhuh

7:04 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila hah if he had a blog, by the time it hit it's one year blogaversary, it woul dhave a word count of seven.

Shelli oh that would be fun, especially in the fighting parts when the controller vibrates!

Mr.Fab dude, you snooze you lose!

Catch because they are super cute! and they are not expensive, and they smelllike melons! when is the last time you smelt a molon penis?

Avitable I would not use one either, mainly becuase I need special soap or i get a rash, but they are fun to look at and fondle.

DeeJay Pssst! I gots a secret! so did you!

7:23 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

I thought nipple panties were called bras.

7:43 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

How big is this penis soap?

Nipple panties are a great idea. I little flexible "nipple" in the crotch area of a pair of panties. Bring on the grocery shopping, baby! Because there's a lot walking, which means a lot of movement, which means a lot of stimulation...

If I have to explain it to you, you are clearly not ready to recieve it.

7:49 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

I had to turn the channel when the woman with the annoying voice came on - couldn't take it.

8:07 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Tenacious B said...

Gotta admire a guy that can come up with "nipple panties" while playing games. I don't think I'd be able to come up with anything that coherent while foldling my own ps2.

Yeah. I drool a lot.

8:26 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Amy said...

You said he was making love to his controller and I thought, wow, that's really clever. Then when the first words that came to mind for him were nipples and panties, I thought - OMG, she MEANT it!!!!!

9:49 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

who won the 40,000 hits penis soap???

10:27 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

I am looking forward to getting my penis soap. I finally won something! Mom will be so proud. LOL

11:13 AM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

Huh. You weren't surprised, right? 'cause I find that any time I ask my husband a question I get a sexually-related response as well. Their brains are programmed to immediately answer this way.

2:54 PM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

Nipple panties...together. Nipples on the panties? In the panties? It boggles the mind.

3:14 PM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

I GOT MY CARD - YAY!!!!

I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

or at least I have hopes of being so one day.

Thanks Blue! ;-)

4:47 PM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

Wow, nipple panties are hot.

I don't know about melon smelling penises, but I know I like to put my penis between melons.

6:14 PM, May 15, 2007  
Blogger Todd said...

Nipples Panties. Brilliant. I bet you got a few extra hits just from posting that phrase.

7:28 PM, May 15, 2007  

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