Gah
Thursday, April 19, 2007
What should we get my four-turning-five-this-Monday year old for his birthday? I think he would be heartbroken if we actually did buy the Polly pocket and barbie like we have been
enh! I have felt like crap all freaking evening. Stupid head.
I took the buttons off my keyboard because somehow coffee, a lot of coffee, spilt all over it. Then I had to go downstairs and take a picture of the keyboard down there to get them back on right.
I still screwed it up.
Please go here and enter your blog URL. Hilarity WILL Ensue (thanks Monkee, for the link!)
Fuck this is a boring post. I need something exciting besides the six hundred pound lady in sausage casing jeans that she slit deliberately... this was not an accidental overdose of cellulite, she did it voluntarily! On the ass cheeks. And on other worse places I am trying to forget.
Oh God.
I can still see the jiggle.
Labels: I'm Important Too
posted by Bluepaintred @ 12:00:00 AM
24 Comments:
I love to be first.
And the jeans thing sounds funny.
Sorry about sounding cranky on the phone will explain tomorrow.
RoxDar Did you sound cranky? when? this afternoon? the chocolate chip cookie recipie? ou sounded tired, not cranky.
dont worry i found a recipie. but i could not make it i didnt have enough brown sugar OR butter cus I suck ass.
did u get the keyboard back together yet?
who split their jeans on purpose?
Ugh. I have cleaned a keyboard like that before. It is SO not fun!
Get him Singing Dancing Spider-man. Dave at Blogography was just talking about it.
I have a stupid head problem today, too. I don't know what you should get your 5 year old. You could give him what we gave Emily, a tanzanite and diamond ring. Or, an iPod. Or some camis. Does that help?
Okay, now I checked out the link. You have to read my post for today and then go put my link in there. bwahahahaha!!!!!
www.blogography.com
Duh!
BURN YOUR EYES BURN THEM!!!!
Well, I hope whatever you get him, it makes up for all the teasing! LOL.
I think if I spilt all over my keyboard, I would just go buy a new one for $10 US. It doesn't seem worth the hassle of pulling them apart. LOL. Of course, we have extra keyboards...want me to mail you one?
Well, what does the kid like? Lil' M was always easy; anything NASCAR was okay with him!.
Have you seen that viral video bit of Will Farrell and the 2 year old drunk landlady? Too funny. Kind of reminds me of you at 2.
Catch no I had to make the husband do it. As for the sausage lady, she was just a random person at a gas station. Her shirt was a tight and..horrible.. as her pants
Mr. Fab WHAT! you dont like that sudden onset of panic you feel when your laptop is swimming? You are weird!
Avitable Great, now i have to go look at your blog for the link. Didnt get the lazy memo did ya?
Shelli im not even sure what an ipod is.. and he isnt into diamonds lol
Shelli oh goody! i will! I havent seen your post today so i will read it in googizzle or whatever it is called and comment. we will see if I get it right! LMAO
Avitable too late, i already clicked allll over your blogroll. clean up in isle seven!
Malnurtured Snay i tried bleach, any other suggestions?
Lynda can you get new key boards for lap tops?
Finn ok he wants a flat ball. and a thing that" makes me see eberything! and it shoots Zazers at ants!!And kills the bugs mommy! Eben Spiders I could kill for you!"
Kathrine What pearl? She just wants her money bitch! She needs to get her drink on maaan!
I highly suggest you search "blood toddler" on you tube. its a fifty seven second video and it just kills me!
I think I just wasted 10 minutes at Gizoozle. that shit is addictive. I should write like that every day!
MizWeb heh. Dont blame me, blame monkee!
Sheila your lucky. what if things were going really really shitty? what IF? also. gonna blog toms appointment so I can see for myself that everything checks out? if not blog, tell me here or VIA email pls!
Sheila you naughty naughty girl. Take the poor guy to the doctors! but after you've read MY blog, of course!
NO idea on gifts... get him some golf clubs so he can become the next Tiger Woods & support you.
Going to check out the link.
Gizoogle is the funniest thing i've seen since I don't know when. Well that Will Ferrell and Pearl video was pretty damn funny!
Squirrel Isnt It hilarious? I feel the urge to type a post in in, just to piss people off!
Tug he is a dangerous child with hittin ginstuments. I value my windows more then the money he would make as a pro golfer LOL
Polly Pockets? You seeing just how bad you can mess him up?? :)
Get'em a 4 wheeler. Boys love 4 wheelers.
The link was great! Thanks for the smile. sucks when the keys are messed up - we did that to one the secretaries as an April Fools' Day joke - who knew she actually had to look at the keyboard to type....
Slick but what if moms think they are dangerous?
Fantastagirl What are you trying to say? I type looking at the keys!
LOL. No, I didn't realize you were talking about your laptop.
BUT...you can plug in a standard keyboard.
lol blue try doing that with chicken soup the keyboard really dont like that had to replace it as for what to get one of my fav lil guys for his birthday ide have to say whatever his lil heart desires but then im aunty my job to say that lol
succulence
Post a Comment
<< Home