Thursday, April 19, 2007

What should we get my four-turning-five-this-Monday year old for his birthday? I think he would be heartbroken if we actually did buy the Polly pocket and barbie like we have been teasing telling him...

enh! I have felt like crap all freaking evening. Stupid head.

I took the buttons off my keyboard because somehow coffee, a lot of coffee, spilt all over it. Then I had to go downstairs and take a picture of the keyboard down there to get them back on right.

I still screwed it up.

Please go here and enter your blog URL. Hilarity WILL Ensue (thanks Monkee, for the link!)

Fuck this is a boring post. I need something exciting besides the six hundred pound lady in sausage casing jeans that she slit deliberately... this was not an accidental overdose of cellulite, she did it voluntarily! On the ass cheeks. And on other worse places I am trying to forget.

Oh God.

I can still see the jiggle.



Blogger RoxDar said...

I love to be first.
And the jeans thing sounds funny.
Sorry about sounding cranky on the phone will explain tomorrow.

11:21 PM, April 18, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

RoxDar Did you sound cranky? when? this afternoon? the chocolate chip cookie recipie? ou sounded tired, not cranky.

dont worry i found a recipie. but i could not make it i didnt have enough brown sugar OR butter cus I suck ass.

11:27 PM, April 18, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

did u get the keyboard back together yet?

who split their jeans on purpose?

12:39 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ugh. I have cleaned a keyboard like that before. It is SO not fun!

3:59 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Get him Singing Dancing Spider-man. Dave at Blogography was just talking about it.

5:16 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I have a stupid head problem today, too. I don't know what you should get your 5 year old. You could give him what we gave Emily, a tanzanite and diamond ring. Or, an iPod. Or some camis. Does that help?

6:02 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Okay, now I checked out the link. You have to read my post for today and then go put my link in there. bwahahahaha!!!!!

6:04 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...


7:05 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...


7:06 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

Well, I hope whatever you get him, it makes up for all the teasing! LOL.

I think if I spilt all over my keyboard, I would just go buy a new one for $10 US. It doesn't seem worth the hassle of pulling them apart. LOL. Of course, we have extra keyboards...want me to mail you one?

7:52 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Well, what does the kid like? Lil' M was always easy; anything NASCAR was okay with him!.

7:54 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

Have you seen that viral video bit of Will Farrell and the 2 year old drunk landlady? Too funny. Kind of reminds me of you at 2.

7:59 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Catch no I had to make the husband do it. As for the sausage lady, she was just a random person at a gas station. Her shirt was a tight and..horrible.. as her pants

Mr. Fab WHAT! you dont like that sudden onset of panic you feel when your laptop is swimming? You are weird!

Avitable Great, now i have to go look at your blog for the link. Didnt get the lazy memo did ya?

Shelli im not even sure what an ipod is.. and he isnt into diamonds lol

Shelli oh goody! i will! I havent seen your post today so i will read it in googizzle or whatever it is called and comment. we will see if I get it right! LMAO

Avitable too late, i already clicked allll over your blogroll. clean up in isle seven!

Malnurtured Snay i tried bleach, any other suggestions?

Lynda can you get new key boards for lap tops?

Finn ok he wants a flat ball. and a thing that" makes me see eberything! and it shoots Zazers at ants!!And kills the bugs mommy! Eben Spiders I could kill for you!"

Kathrine What pearl? She just wants her money bitch! She needs to get her drink on maaan!

I highly suggest you search "blood toddler" on you tube. its a fifty seven second video and it just kills me!

8:38 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

I think I just wasted 10 minutes at Gizoozle. that shit is addictive. I should write like that every day!

8:44 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

Sorry I'm late. But, it looks like you have everything under control over here. I'll be back later. We have a rutiene Dr. appointment for Tom that we're running late for...

8:48 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

MizWeb heh. Dont blame me, blame monkee!

Sheila your lucky. what if things were going really really shitty? what IF? also. gonna blog toms appointment so I can see for myself that everything checks out? if not blog, tell me here or VIA email pls!

9:08 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

we skipped our appointment. I told Tom I had to read blogs instead. ;)

10:14 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila you naughty naughty girl. Take the poor guy to the doctors! but after you've read MY blog, of course!

10:35 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

NO idea on gifts... get him some golf clubs so he can become the next Tiger Woods & support you.

Going to check out the link.

10:54 AM, April 19, 2007  
Anonymous squirrel said...

Gizoogle is the funniest thing i've seen since I don't know when. Well that Will Ferrell and Pearl video was pretty damn funny!

11:18 AM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Squirrel Isnt It hilarious? I feel the urge to type a post in in, just to piss people off!

Tug he is a dangerous child with hittin ginstuments. I value my windows more then the money he would make as a pro golfer LOL

1:04 PM, April 19, 2007  
Anonymous Slick said...

Polly Pockets? You seeing just how bad you can mess him up?? :)

Get'em a 4 wheeler. Boys love 4 wheelers.

4:06 PM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

The link was great! Thanks for the smile. sucks when the keys are messed up - we did that to one the secretaries as an April Fools' Day joke - who knew she actually had to look at the keyboard to type....

7:37 PM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Slick but what if moms think they are dangerous?

Fantastagirl What are you trying to say? I type looking at the keys!

8:08 PM, April 19, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

LOL. No, I didn't realize you were talking about your laptop. can plug in a standard keyboard.

9:44 PM, April 19, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol blue try doing that with chicken soup the keyboard really dont like that had to replace it as for what to get one of my fav lil guys for his birthday ide have to say whatever his lil heart desires but then im aunty my job to say that lol


3:36 PM, April 21, 2007  

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