Back Story. I went out last night, Hubster and I have a long standing joke where who ever is staying home is watching porn the whole time the other one is out.
Me: did you enjoy your porn?
Him: No, I didnt get to go to the peeler bar - had the kids.
Me: There is a cucumber in the fridge, you coulda peeled that.
Him: Nah, Naked vegitables just don't do it for me.