Once I saw a Pecker Wood

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed
a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided
to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much
yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the
crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
And the congregation said, "Amen."

  • Cold. Brrr.
  • Cleaned the garage.
  • Cleaned the backyard.
  • Shut off the exterior water.
  • Cleaned the weeds out of the back alley.
  • Did not get a nap.
  • Ran out of Duck torture photos.. I think
  • Selling our snakes ... Interested?
  • Cold.

This is why all you get is pictures today. Mostly cus Im FREEZING and cannot wait to crawl into the bath tub. Gonna be thinking of me all wet n neked now arent you?

Shame on you .... Pervert

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I never once said he wasn't weird.

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I found a photo
Lost in the oldest archives
Frozen Stiff, Like me.

Ducks who are plastic
Should not opt for surgery
Duck looks fine to me

Under the knife, duck?
what would your dear mother say?
Looks aren't everything.

Got your own duck show
Prime time slots for nip and tuck
Season one : New You

And now Im off to the bath. Oh one more thing
We had a bird in the garage last night and this morning. Trying to come up with the birds name (it was a finch), Blue Boy offered this suggestion : Maybe it is a pecker wood.


Blogger Fantastagirl said...

hmmm a pecker wood...nope being good not going there.

Hope you have a better night's sleep.

9:04 PM, September 19, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

You need to keep the duck and do haikus every single day. I love them!

I tried to sell my snake once, but the guy was an undercover cop...

5:46 AM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have pecker woods living next door.

7:04 AM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger Catch said...

Is that your husband? You never told me he was a dickhead! lol

10:04 AM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

selling the snakes? but why?!

10:43 AM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Fantasta girlOh I did, I fell asleep ont eh couch round 11 or so and woke up in bed.

Mr. Fab LOL Wanna buy my snakes? Shipping would be HELL

Blogarita NOisy little buggers arent they. Remind me of kids

Catch We try to pretend he isnt. Just picture it, My dad was int eh room when He did that. Oh and bout 15 other people too.

WebMizwe havent got room in the bedroom for the tanks plsua TV, and I want a tv in my room. We dont have a good cat/child freindly place in teh rest of the hosue for them either.

11:17 AM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

have you ever thought the poor ducky didnt want to go under the knife and it was just a mischevious way of you killing our por old duck
and hmm your selling the snakes? why may i ask ohw ell have good time int he bath or what ever it is you are doing

12:57 PM, September 21, 2006  

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