Happy Birthday Sistah

Friday, August 25, 2006

Isn't this the funniest freaking cake? I Downloaded it a long long long time ago, and FINALLY someone is having a birthday so I can use it! Today, August 25th, Is my sister's 30th birthday! This is an important milestone for anyone , but for those of us in our family its also important because granny stops sending preasent whenwe hit 20, ( WAHHHHH) but lifts the ban on gifts if there is a zero in our age. I have to wait three more years for my gift......(WAHHHH)

Obviously I like gifts.


So, sister mine*, enjoy your cake, enjoy your day and enjoy this year.

* I'm not actually sure if my sister even reads my blog, but its worth a try!
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Last night ( well tonight cus I am writing this hours early) Hubs and I bought a ticket to soemthing. I won't put the name of it online cus , well stalker freaks and all that. But Its a 100 dollar ticket, and If we did ( asif) happen to win, it would change our lives completely. If y'all want more info, feel free to say so in the comments, If I know ya, I'll email you the info. Needless to say I am super excited. I wanna win.
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The other day I was doing laundry - oh! I got all the clothes folded AND put away today , plus two coats of paint on the shadow boxes - I was doing laundry and I went to switch loads. Everything was BLUE. I mistakenly put my newish jean capris in the wash with white clothes. Lots of white clothes. So I told Hubs that 13 of his shirts were no longer white, buta dirty shade of blue, and all he said was "Thats OK I had too many white shirts any way". this of course shows just how whipped he really is. And I can say that because he doesnt read my blog so I won't get in trouble!
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CAFFEINE IS MY SHEPERD
I SHALL NOT DOZE
IT MAKETH ME TO WAKE IN GREEN PASTURES
IT LEADETH ME BEYOND THE SLEEPING MASSES
IT RESTORETH MY BUZZ
IT LEADETH ME IN THE PATH OF CONSCIOUSNESS
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF ADDICTION
I WILL FEAR NO EQUAL
FOR THOU ART WITH ME;THY CREAM AND THY SURGAR THEY COMFORT ME
THOU PREPAREST A CARAFE BEFORE ME IN THE PRESENCE OF JUAN VALDEZ
THOU ANNOINTEST MY DAY WITH PEP;MY MUG RUNNETH OVER
SURELY RICHNESS AND TASTE SHALL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE
AND I WILL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF COFFEE FOREVER.

I don't know who wrote this but its so true for me. In fact Im heading up to take a quick shower (played at the tire park and have black dust allll over me) and make a fresh pot of java. Dunno if I blogged it, but Hubs foot is still super sore from his fall down the stairs. The doc said its a sprain with a torn legiment or soemthing, so how long can he expect to be in pain? XO XO people!

12 Comments:

Blogger Blogarita said...

Juan Valdez is hawt!

4:22 AM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger sponge_bobs_pants said...

so whats this 100 dollar ticket about! i would call but its 7 in the morning and i know you havent had your cup of coffee yet!...lol...

7:06 AM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Jerri Ann said...

I'm loving the poem, I stole it from you but I linked to you for it!

8:14 AM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Lori said...

Nice cake, my 40th birthday is next month.

I have done that with the laundry before, have fun at the park.

My caffeine drug of choice is Mountain Dew.

8:30 AM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Crassius Maximus said...

Nice. A cake with an erection and a pink blog border. Sweet.

3:24 PM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Your husband is sooooooo whipped. How does it feel to wear the pants in the family? :)

5:49 PM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Dave Morris said...

Did you enter into one of those raffles for a house or something? I almost bought one of those tickets once, but with my luck, the house would be infested with termites...

11:39 PM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Onetallmomma said...

Damn, that is one funny cake. I hope she checks in to see it. And Happy 30th to her.

Hope hubby is better soon. I'll bet he looks good in blue.

I'll keep my fingers crossed that you win. Then you can visit Maine next summer and we can hang...

7:32 AM, August 26, 2006  
Blogger Lady Noelle said...

That cake is awesome. Last year for my brother in law's b-day, I made a boob cake. It was hilarious.

I like the caffeine poem.

11:24 AM, August 26, 2006  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

Oh, I love that Caffine is my sheppherd thing!!! soo funny.

My innocent eyes were very shocked by that cake! Yowza!

3:50 PM, August 26, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Blogarita Im more of a donkey girl LOL

SpongebobI emailed you, Im gonna go make a fresh pot, throw that baby in her stroller and walk over ! LOL

Jerri annThats ok, I stole it from someone too, but I cant remember. thanks for the link!

Lori WOOHOO a birthday! We had fun at the park till someone used the slide to go #2 on...Sigh... kids

Mr.FabThey are a bit loose in the crotch, but other then that, its great!

Dave Hi! never seen you before! Welcome. Yes I did, and I hope I win, lol chances are slim, but they are better now that I have bought the ticket!

One tall Momma, you have no idea! wouldnt it be fun to get a central location and a whole smack load of blogger families go camp together?

LadyBOOOOOB CAKE ! yes! that would rock. I wish I knew where I got the caffein poem, but it was a long time ago i copied it!

FlipFlop Mama Oppps! sorry about the eyes.. just rince them with cold water and by the time you are back, I'll have eaten the offending peice!

7:01 PM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ty for the b-day cake sis

12:36 AM, August 27, 2006  

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