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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Dear Winter,

I am writing this letter to request cancellation of my membership in your club, effective immediately. I expect that after receiving this cancellation letter you will refund the unused portion of my Summer to me immediately. I am enclosing my membership card for your disposal.

Thank you,

BluePaintRed

Date : 27, November, 2007



Due to extreme cold, this blog has been canceled* in favor of a hot bath.

How cold is it?

Click here.

*Just for tonight cus I was out in this**.



And yes I do know I should stop the car, get out and take the picture, but 1. I am Teh Lazy and 2. It's fucking cold!

** not my picture. I uploaded mine and it is too blurry to see anything so I picked one from Google that looked as close as possible to what I was driving in all evening. I already had the part up there written and it seemed easier to write a not my picture disclaimer than to re word the sentence. In retrospect? I could have been in the tub five sentences ago!

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19 Comments:

Blogger Sheila said...

It turns me on when you say: In retrospect?

12:39 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

It turns me on when Sheila says it turns her on when you say: In retrospect?

6:11 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Send it my way. Not the cold, but the snow. I love me some snow!

6:51 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger dakotablueeyes said...

oh I can hardly wait (not) til that type of weather hits us

7:05 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger me said...

if your request goes through please let me know...i am counting down the days until I can escape winter every year...8 winters to go and I'm FREEEEEEE

7:31 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Robin said...

Just thinking about driving in the cold makes me want to cry...

7:38 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Miss Ann Thrope said...

I'm kinda expecting stuff like that this year. We had a mild winter and summer this past year and spring was non existent.

It scares me. I don't like it when it's cold and yucky.

And you can't cancel your blog on account of weather. Ok?

9:56 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

It is 80 degrees here today...We are enjoying your unused Summer..sorry.

10:37 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

One of the few good things about working athome is that I almost never have to drive in that. I can always reschedule most apointments. It shows great dedication that you blogged after dealing with that.

10:42 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila it turns me on when you say it turns you on.

Blogarita So... Threesome? Your place or mine?

Shelli If Only I could, I would In A Heart Beat!

DakotaBlueEyes That had better be sarcasm I hear!

ME In eight years I will hate you! Sound Exciting? No? Take me with you then.

Robin well, the car does warm up fast, but i had to walk from it to coffee and then, after coffee it took like ten minutes of shivering before it got warm again!

Miss Ann Neither do I. ANd I get to do whatever I want with BPR cus she is mine. If I wanted to bend her over and fick her analy, It's my right. {places sticks out tongue smiley here}

Not A Granny It has been decided that From now on, your name shall Be NAG.

Marilyn but. It was a non blog post. Is that still a sign of dedication? If so. YAY ME

11:49 AM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

pee ess : the i key and the u key need to be further apart!

11:50 AM, November 28, 2007  
Anonymous Angel said...

How about you move your family into my house where it is currently 70 degrees and sunny, and I will move my family into yours where it is -26 and snowy? Just for the winter, though.

I love the cold and the snow, but we don't get it here. (It gets cold sometimes, like 45 during the day, and 32 degrees at night, but the last snow accumulation was in 1989.)

1:52 PM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

If the letter works, let me know. PURE ice to drive 22 miles to work on this morning. 20 mph. I saw 6 cars & trucks in the ditch, and lights & sirens off on another highway.

Didn't I JUST get done bitching about the heat?

*sigh*
*le sigh*

;-)

6:52 PM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

Why didn't I think of that?

9:06 PM, November 28, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

ps - I definitely think it should be blogarita's place... cuz she lives down the street from me. it would be much more convenient.

11:49 PM, November 28, 2007  
Anonymous fracas said...

I am here to verify your picture. Indeed, I, fracas, am stupid enough to also live where blupaintred lives and can attest to the fact that although it is cold enough to create the kind of rock-hard nipples all men dream of their women having, they can't enjoy them because we have to wear so many damn parkas and scarves and bunny hugs (what's up with all you weirdos calling them hoodies?) to try keep those same nipples from bloody well falling off.

Hate. Winter. I.

12:13 AM, November 29, 2007  
Blogger carrie said...

ugh I hate cold...4 more winters til I go back to Arizona.

9:07 AM, November 29, 2007  
Blogger Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Sorry ya'll are so cold...it's quite lovely here in Aruba!

11:43 AM, November 29, 2007  
Blogger Twisted Cinderella said...

I am so sorry old man winter has payed you a visit. I hope he runs away soon. As long as he run here!

8:50 PM, November 30, 2007  

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