Choose Your My own adventure

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Last night I did not post. (this is the part where you get to choose)

  • You see, I was kidnapped by nasty smelly aliens. I was looking forward to the anal probe, but after that it got pretty boring.

  • I joined a traveling circus. It was love at fist sight. Me and Johnny the Wonder Hippo are gonna get married as soon as we cross into international waters.

  • I was so tired I fell asleep at ten. Not only that but I did not realize until after school today that the handwritten note I sent to school with the PITA had html italics codes for emphasis.



Anonymous Lexi said...

That is so funny...
I worked in a doctor's office for 3 years, and I still use the abbreviation for 'with' on lists and stuff.

9:23 PM, November 07, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

wow, you musta been tired alright.

9:50 PM, November 07, 2007  
Blogger Robin said...

I choose option #2 as it's the most believable...that Johnny sounds hard to resist.

8:12 AM, November 08, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

'html codes'....Now THAT'S funny!!!! I haven't been that tired yet, but give me time!

8:16 AM, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

OMG! Number 3. It's the funniest.

8:17 AM, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

Umm...I like Johnny and I believe those weddings are legal here in the state of Florida.

Imagine the children you will have...cute!

8:54 AM, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

That's hilarious! I've done that, too. I think it should automatically make the text between it italicized, too. Who cares if it's only on paper!

9:53 AM, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Trisha said...

I'm going for #4...all of the above. You and the aliens had your fun...then you got put in with the circus folks, met Johnny and fell in love. Then you fell asleep after an exhausting day with the anal probes and hippo marriage proposal and wrote a funny note to the school. The End!

11:09 AM, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Lexi do you mean /w? or is it w/ or something like that? When I am writing just for myself in long hand I use all sorts of abbreviations.

Sheila SIgh. I sure was!

Robin Omg, and the size of his ding-a-ling? Un-be-leave-able!

Metal Mom It;s embarrassing. I just know she will ask about it at PTI tonight!

Shelli heh. Glad you feel comfortable laughing at me.

Not A Granny I got my tubes tied, but johnny is OK with it

Avi wouldn't that be way cool

11:26 AM, November 08, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know #1 is NOT true, cuz from an earlier post this summer, you stated that you WERE an alien cuz of your tattoo (thanks for letting out the secret by the way)
I know #2 is NOT true, cuz I know Johnny the Hippo Boy is actually a girl with excessive facial hair and is affectionately known as my sister.
So I choose #3 cuz that's just TRUE Bluepaintred style

Get more sleep!!!!

10:10 PM, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

#1 - 'cuz it happened to me too!

11:15 AM, November 09, 2007  
Blogger Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL that is funny! You must have been some tired.

1:23 PM, November 09, 2007  
Anonymous Lexi said...

It's a 'c' with a lil' line over it. So non-medical people don't know wtf I'm doing, for the most part...

but now you do, he he.

12:13 AM, November 10, 2007  

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