Santa Was Napping; I'm Still on the Nice List

Sunday, December 17, 2006



During our wonderfully non-stressful trip to the shopping center where my sweet well-behaved angels did not knock over display cases and whine incessantly I WANT THAT, I used the restrooms. *eww*

Sitting there, minding my own business I read

Tammy Loves Jimmy
*scribblescratchcrossout*

He doesn't love you , BITCH! Jimmy + Laura = Love
*franticslashingcrossingout*

Sara N Jimmy 4evr

So I took out my permanent marker. The one I carry just in case something like this happens, and wrote:

Jimmy is Gay.


Wouldn't you have done it too?




ACK!!! SEVEN MORE SLEEPS TILL SANTA COMES!!!! ACK!! PRESENTS!!!!! ACK!1!

*swoons*

*ded*

17 Comments:

Blogger Miss Ann Thrope said...

you have way too much time on your hands! That is too fucking funny!

Do you really carry a sharpie with which you use to write on bathroom walls?

I'm seeing you in a whole new light.

Crazy bitch!

8:55 PM, December 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i want to know who these weirdos who hang out in bathrooms proclaiming their love all over the stall doors are.

or maybe I don't.

9:08 PM, December 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's true. Jimmy's as queer as a three dollar bill.

9:32 PM, December 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we have to break in MM she has never drawed in the bathroom stalls...lol...

spongebobber

10:14 PM, December 17, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Miss Ann Why else did they make the shapie mini?

WebMiz Its way better to see love notes then to see a game of X's and O's only half way finished.

Nobody See! I knew noone would agree with me!

SpongeBobShould we consider some sharpie mini;s for her stalking then LOL

10:54 PM, December 17, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Well if not gay, he is certainly a slut.

4:43 AM, December 18, 2006  
Blogger Catch said...

Good for you Blue! The only other thing you might have wrote is Jimmy has an STD...lmao. Damn goofy people writing all that crap on restroom walls. The only I ever write on
them is for a good time call 1 800 CATCH. ;))

7:34 AM, December 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I heard Jimmy is bi.

8:32 AM, December 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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8:33 AM, December 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect! And what people actually write on bathroom stalls to profess their love anyway?

9:03 AM, December 18, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Mr.Fabwhat i want to know, is with this many people in the city, how can the girls be sure its THEIR jimmy the others are talking about...

Catch OMG std. i never even thought. you are so smart!

Blogarita Wonder if him and Mr.Fab are gonna get together?

Tracy I prefer to write it on the water tower...in john deere green LOL

9:08 AM, December 18, 2006  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I love that!

10:27 AM, December 18, 2006  
Blogger Katherine said...

Oh, that was just flippin' hysterical!! I would so love to see the girls' faces when they read that!! I'm procrastinating Christmas BIG time. Still haven't even figured out the big Christmas Day menu let alone shopped for it, finished gift buying, forget wrapping the gifts...blah blah blah...be over already!

10:45 AM, December 18, 2006  
Anonymous HolyMama! said...

ohmygosh NOOOO i never woulda done that, but i'm giggling like crazy tht you did. ha!!!

2:48 PM, December 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to funny!! I wish I could find come unleased like that.
Let me know if you need to have a selection of Sharpies or Sharpie Mini's.
Ohh, I think you gave me an idea for a new target market to sell Sharpies to, Mall Rats! I can be like the sharpie dealer and hang out with the pot dealers at the mall once a week. :)

7:00 PM, December 18, 2006  
Anonymous Rei said...

And here I thought Jimmy was a hermaphrodite...

7:48 PM, December 18, 2006  
Blogger Lori said...

LOL! I knew I wasnt the only person to carry a sharpie in their purse.

8:46 PM, December 18, 2006  

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