Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
Monday, November 12, 2007
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Labels: Stolen Jokes
posted by Bluepaintred @ 9:44:00 PM
13 Comments:
You forgot one:
Never get into cawfee tawk with a Minnesotan, Canadian, Louisianan or Valley Girl. They will shred you.
LOL!
Those are funny! ROFLMAO at Metalmom!
LOL!!! I think that's just what I needed for to get my day started. LOL. Nice!!
I love Murphy's Laws, he knows the truth.
LOL - you've got that right.
I love #1. Too funny!
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
usually i find the furniture in the dark with either my elbow or my head...but this was a great post
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Haha awesome list, I've heard a few of them already but others I hadn't. :D
LOL - rules to live by
I love these!
LMAO I love that list
LMAO I love that list
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