Fab here again. Living large in the Great White North.
You know what's great about housesitting? Having the freedom to pee in the sink. I love that. I've peed in the bathroom sinks and the kitchen sink and the sink in the laundry room..although that may have been the dryer, I'm not sure.
And late last night I may have been a little confused and groggy and peed in the lettuce crisper. I'm kinda afraid to look.
I've torn this place apart looking for stashes of money, and I found a few, but it's all Canadian money. What am I supposed to do with this? Phht.
There might be a few more pubic hairs on the soap than there were before I got here, but they probably won't notice that. They might notice the pubic hair on the TV remote and the toaster, though.
Have you ever tried to suck yourself off with the vacuum? That was sooo much fun! I yanked my johnson out of there just in time to spew love juice all over the couch. I'm sure that will come right out.
Ha! Come right out! Get it? Come...oh never mind.
I think I like housesitting. It's very relaxing. I hope to do more of it. I hope Blue will give me a good reference.
Well, I gotta go. The family will be home tonight, and I need to make sure I rub my nethers over everything in the house before they arrive. Hey, it takes longer than you might think.
So...when do I get to housesit for YOU?