I could be dead.

Friday, July 13, 2007


A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories per serving.
I enjoy two servings a night, and sometimes more on weekends.
Therefore.
I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week.
That equals one pound of weight.

So,

In the last three and a half years,
I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 lbs.
And I only weigh about 140 pounds.
Without chocolate,
I would have wasted away to nothingness about three months ago

I owe my life to chocolate.


*if you are interested, I am putting a photo of me up in the Photo Blawg. It sort of somewhat shows how long my hair was. But really. Its twice as long when it is wet. I hate curls!

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15 Comments:

Blogger Tenacious B said...

Love the pics.

And I learned LOOOOOOOOOOOONG ago, making the calculations only leads to the dark side. Ignorance is bliss.

10:32 PM, July 13, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

tenacious the calculations dont bother me! I love chocolate too much to let a little thing like numbers get in the way!

Sheila OMG want to hear a horror story? Of course you do! I bought two wonder bars today (do you have them in the US? Best chocolate bar evar!) Anyway i got home and put them on the counter and then later tonight, like five minutes ago, I picked one up to eat its yummy goodness, but it was melted to juice.
I cried.
true story

10:48 PM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read about the melted chocolate.That's got to be the saddest story I've ever heard! Well, saddest or scariest, cuz it would give me nightmares!

Mmm...Chocolatey sweet dreams....

12:06 AM, July 14, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Is that for me? It's my initial.

5:47 AM, July 14, 2007  
Blogger L said...

MMMMMMMM chocolate.

6:18 AM, July 14, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

You know is come cultures melted chocolate could be considered abuse. Especially, when you are already aware of the extreme temperatures in the area!!

7:06 AM, July 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bought a couple of chocolate bars - Oh Henry for me and Reese Cups for my honey - and thought they wouldn't melt in the "trunk" of the car.....ya, it was 30 degrees outside.....and I am blonde!
Sis

7:43 AM, July 14, 2007  
Blogger Donna said...

i'm not seeing the pics. help.

11:29 AM, July 14, 2007  
Blogger Ashley Lasbury said...

Oh, my dear, we are such soul sisters. I love chocolate and could easily eat my body weight in a good milk variety.

But the hair. Dude, we have the same hair. Ever since I cut off the earth mother braid several years ago I keep it very, very short. And when it starts to look like I am related to a sheep I run to my hairdresser. Short and chic...yes....curly and looking like a barnyard animal...no.

You are beautiful, btw. But I have known that for a long time. Without ever having seen your pic.

5:39 PM, July 14, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

We are all so glad that you didn't waste away to nothing! Keep eating your chocolate girlie! hehe

btw...

You've been tagged & it's sleeping mommy's fault.

Since I know you are a weekend blogger too.

5:43 PM, July 14, 2007  
Blogger The Ferryman said...

There must be a difference in the conversion rate with Canadian chocolate.

3:14 AM, July 15, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Mmmm.... chocolate. Is there anything it can't do?

8:06 AM, July 15, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

see now i knew there was a reason i just never stoped eating chocolate blue, and now i know what it is! thanks so much for giving me a valid reson to continue eating the sweet succulant delicious stuff!

love
succulence

12:25 PM, July 15, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

YES. Chocolate explained.


Thank you. ;-)

8:37 PM, July 16, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

I want chocolate. They have those letters in Canada? We always got them as gifts when my dad went to his folks in Holland.

2:48 PM, July 17, 2007  

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