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Monday, July 16, 2007

Because it's bitch and wine whine day!

There is a spot on my left tit that burns. I swear to god someone is sticking about thirty needles in, twisting them and pulling them back out only to do it again! Walking through Wal-mart I kept finding my hand on my boob pushing against it to!

Doesn't work. Fucker burns!

Also! Burning! My feet. Why? I don't stand on them all day. I don't wear heavy socks. I hate it. they are so hot. they feel swollen, but don't look it. When I wake in the morning they are so swollen feeling (and yet not looking!) that I can't feel them for the first half hour of the day. And then? Fine. Till eight or nine at night. Stupid feet. Hand me that saw!

Hate.The.Burning! I'm not one of those chicks who dig pain.

I'm going to take four or five extra strength Tylenol, have a cold bath, come out take four or five Advil and go to bed.

*before you get to worried, I take so many painkillers everyday that this has become my normal amount. I amnot going too, nor will I overdose.




Blogger Sheila said...

Hm. How much water do you drink a day. Real water. Not masked in coffee water....

11:54 PM, July 16, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

So you were feeling yourself up in Wal-Mart?

3:38 AM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Time to go to the doctor. I could list all the things it could be, but I don't want to scare you. You need some blood work. M'kay?

5:51 AM, July 17, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

So many tylenol or motrin can make your kidneys and liver misbehave. Don't take it if you don't have to!!

6:16 AM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Yep, what Metalmom said. Not to mention you can get rebound pain when it wears off because you're body isn't used to dealing with itself without all the pain meds.

And what Shelli said, too. Listen to her.

7:50 AM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Miss Ann Thrope said...

yep, I bet your liver is really pissed at you.

9:15 AM, July 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously lady, you need to cut down on your caffiene and increase your water intake. All my aches and pains have gone, and I'm not tired through-out the day anymore. You have to cut back on your coffee.. I know you love it more than air, and right now you think I'm Satan, but seriously, you need to drink more WATER. Plain old water, not coffeed water. And what MetalMom said, you gotta be careful.


9:32 AM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Monkee said...

I second what everybody else said. Also, you obviously have leprosy and your spleen is enlarged (and enraged).

10:27 AM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Coffee Mom said...

Sore burning feet that feel swollen, sore burning boobs..hmmm are you prego again. LOL Just kidding, go see a doctor

10:59 AM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

Feeling better today?

11:22 AM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

this was supposed to be a bitch session. whats with all of you? you have no issues to bitch about? Pfft I say! PFFT!.

also. my liver loves me becuase I feed it no alcohol. I'm not really into bugging my doctor for every ache and pain. The boob is fine, my doctor did the squeeze and rub as well as a monogram in June. NO freaking clue why my feet hate me though.

now. start bitching about stuff! I have cheese!

11:37 AM, July 17, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

FINE!!!Jeez! I got stuck with a teething 11 month old who cried and cried and a 21 year old who worked the late shift.Needless to say Crybaby woke up Sleepyhead and turned him into Mr. Cranky-pants!! Now I am Mrs. Everybody-SHUT-THE- FUCK-UP!!!!

Enough whine? Pass that damn cheese!

12:21 PM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

I hope you were exaggerating mixing the tylenol and advil.

And my bitch and whine is: I don't wanna work anymore!

2:45 PM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

you really don't want to get me started on bitching and whining.

So, I'll provide some cheese as well. Do you like the smelly ones?

3:24 PM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

feel better, blue.

4:17 PM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

you want bitchy? here you go.

The f'in storms came through last night at 1 AM lasted forever. finally I fall back asleep at 2:30 - and at 4:36 AM the NOAA weather radio blasts it warning " for a THUNDERSTORM!!" A THUNDERSTORM - geeesh - just cause it had 80 mph winds, and golf ball sized hail... but SLEEP people - sleep is an important thing. Why is everyone against me getting sleep? HUH? Do you know what Fantastagirl is like when she gets no sleep - she's a bitch. She doesn't want to be nice to the dumbasses she works with, or their whiney brats, because they didn't get what they wanted... Seriously children - LIFE ISN'T fair - learn to deal with it. GET OVER IT.... and get your grimmy hands off my dt. coke.

whew... I feel so much better. Thanks!

5:42 PM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

I have to go back to work tomorrow. I want to stay home and blog...whine, whine, whine. I don't want to have to go back to work.

5:48 PM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

And, I think that you should change your profile pic to the one that Rainbow Man took of your new hair cut, cuz its cute. :D

6:06 PM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

that's pretty scary, woman! get it checked out!

9:36 PM, July 17, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I wasn't talking about the boob thing. I was talking about the feet thing.

8:15 AM, July 18, 2007  
Blogger annie said...

I take ten times that amount of Tylenol and Motrin. I don't drink either and the doctors have never batted an eye over my liver.

Also, those are pain "Relievers" - Pain "Killers" are the good stuff they won't give me enough of, and is why I take the "relievers" and am probably destroying my liver. But the doctors wouldn't want me to be pain-free with a perfectly good liver, now would they?

1:25 PM, July 18, 2007  

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