(compiled over the last few days)
"Dinasours eat cheeseburgers" -Stuperman (2)
"Hello snow. My snow. Right here. My snowman is right here. I ate my snowman outside. My shovel out there." - Stuperman (2)
Upon waking very hungry "Mommy, know why I am so hungry? I have four tummies. But Im not a cow...Moooooo" - Blue boy (4.5)
"Jump really high Stuperman, Jump really hiiiiihg. Go to the sky Stuperman. Kiss the kidddddy in the sky"-HG(2)*
"I running!" Falls " Owwwww. I ok mommy" gets up "I running!!" Stuperman (2)
"I want more Damnberry Ju, OK?? More Damnberry mommy." I give him raspberry juice "damnk-you" Stuperman (2)
"I got a concussion" Hubster (27)
Holding a plastic crab "I got crabs" HG (2)
"I made rainbow Poop" - Blue boy (4.5)
"I making pumpkin" (as he poos) - Stuperman (2)
"Know why I am not eating anymore?" Why? "Cus I am done" - Blue boy (4.5)
"Now if only we could get chunky honey. You know, with little bee's heads floating in it?....What?? you don't think it would be a good seller?" Hubster (27)
Rainbow Man "Why do they have their halloween decorations up?"
ME: Cus its like a week and a half till halloween, your birthday is the 29th and halloween is three days later"
Rainbow Man Really? I coulda been born'd on halloween!
ME: Yea but when you came out, you came so fast that the doctor wasnt even there yet. Just the nurse and daddy"
Rainbow Man "Were you there?"
if I was being attacked by a living doll, You'd believe me, wouldn't you?" Hubster (27)
*HG is the baby girl who comes to play with us all week