EDIT: Warning if you are Christian, or uh, anything really that has to do with God. maybe you should think twice about clicking this. Really, Cus if you click it and hate it and send me evil nasty emails. Well Ill probably print them out as my first hate mail, but I will also post them here and make fun of you whilst patting myself on the back for creating such an easy post situation. Yea so, uh clicky clicky people.
I read a story this morning about a mom taking her 17 month old baby into the ER because he was either sleeping or vomiting. The baby proved to have a blood alcohol level of .195 percent. The legal limit for driving in Colorado is .08 percent. Her defense was that she had let him have sips of her red wine and that day he drank more then he should have while not looking. The sad part?
"That's hard to imagine that the child wouldn't be comatose," said Broderick. "I'll have adults with blood alcohol levels of .195 and lots of times they are totally unconscious."The mother had this poor baby so used to drinking he was tolerant to it. Imagine his wee little liver! This is so freaking nasty.
We are given a very important job, the moment we conceive, and yet so many parents fail to make the grade. And for crying out loud, yesterday I was worried I was warp-ing Rainbow Man because I let him think he has super powers! In fact, I put the idea into his head in the first place!
Have I mentioned I completely forgot that Christmas was to be at my house this year? Getting a little nervous ab - oh freaky my mouse is possesed. Stuperman just jumped onto the couch where the mouse is resting, causing it to click the part that makes the computer "standby" whatever that means. So i pushed the power button, expecting that all of the above would be gone, and things started popping up like crazy, and the cursor was zooming across the screen. Something happened to all my desktop icons and my email opened up AND deleted the emails in it. I unplugged the mouse. AND my post is still here so it's all good!
where was I before the mouse attacked? Oh Christmas. Im getting nervous about it. Can I suggest a potluck? I mean this is sounding a bit overwhelming. Hubs gets a Turkey at christmas from the company soI don't have to worry about buying one. And really, its just the baking I will need some help with. I can handle the dressing (I NEED A RECIPIE STAT) and the potatoes and the salads and corn and blah blah blah (someone send me a list of whats for supper christmas day!) But all the pies and the cookies.
I guess Im reverting to what Christmas was a child. It was Magic. My mom and older sister baked A LOT. And it was ALL good. BUT how did they do it? mom had a full time job as well as three kids. I have three kids and no job, whats my excuse? Oye Vey. Whatever. I will cook a turkey and have people come eat it, and it will be fun, even if the buns are rock hard and the potatoes lumpy. And really. Can anyone tell the difference between stovetop stuffing and dressing? Yea, Didn't think so.
Anyone know if the Nintendo DS plays the Gameboy advance games? We are getting a pair for the boys, but if they can't play their old games, not really any point, huh?
Wow this post is all over the freaking place. Sorry bout that. Hey I have read at several places that short posts are the way to go. What do you all think? Are mine too long? Cus it ain't changing. How do people write short posts? Sigh.
word of the day : gyne-box
Thats so funny. Im so gonna refer to my Vagoo as a gyne-box from now on. Soon as I figure out how to pronounce "gyne". Hard or soft G people?
Thats IT . I QUIT. I have Nothing to say. If by some miracle, I find something Interesting to say, I will say it then.
Until Such a time comes, feast your eyes on this:
Kevin Federline getting a smackdown during his WWE debut!
Hit the floor, Sucker
Now all that's left is to take out the trash
Its a cryin shame that wrestling is fake.