Ok, I have a wonderful post full of sex and baloney lined up, but First, lets all head over to Certifiable Princess' Blog. Now. She is living a parents worst nightmare. A life threatening infection in her baby boy.

The doctor has diagnosed him with pericardial effusion, fluid around the heart.

Get your butts over there and pour on the loving. I said move it people!
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And now, onto our regularaly scheduled blogging program. Which you cannot read if you have not clicked. I will be checking.

My Fabulous BFS Roxdar has cleaned and loaded my new laptop. All I have to do is wait for payday to get some card thingy with an antenna to put in it and a box thingy. As far as I can tell the antenna and the box are having a torrid affair and are not willing to be seperated. If they aren't together, my punishment is no net. Ahhh, true love. I wonder if the modem knows about this?

Speaking of true love, I went for coffee with my Husbands mother today. Yea the one who lectures him on hickeys giving cancer and no sex during periods. That one. Umm and by "Went for coffee" what I mean to say is we went to Wal*Mart and had a coke at the McDonalds there.

So we are walking the isles pointing out things to Stuperman. "Look a pumpkin. A car. A duck.A fish." and she has her eagle eye out for the neon yellow clearance signs. Ohhh goody! This was on sale. After about five minutes of reading the back......

"Ohhhh ! Look It warms as you rub it!"(MIL)
I smile and look away, avoiding eye contact.
"Wouldn't that be nice? But Jake doesn't rub my feet."(MIL)
I start to wonder....
"I think it would be nice if I gave him a nice back rub"(MIL)
Oh dear, Don't tell me she doesnt know...
"Intimate Lubrication?......"(MIL)
Now I have to say something!
"Uh, mom, thats not for Back massages its for, uh...well.."(ME)
"Ohhhhhh! Are you buying some?"(MIL)
Sigh

Also, It was pointed out to me that the "Magnum" condoms are on sale

I will get to the baloney portion of this post in a moment, but first lets go over a few words of wisdom I got from her tonight.

Things like :

• Sex should never get old in a relationship. Its not old with Me and Jake. I mean its not like it was the first years of marriage, but its still great
• Refill your drink. It's free.
  
• A sale is not a sale unless you need the item on sale
• Refill your drink. It's free.
• Wash your dog in tomato juice (let me point out at this time I do not have a dog)
• Refill your drink. It's free.
• If we wait till we go to put the lid on, it won't spill.

We walked thru the grocery department, still hunting for bargins. Still pointing out different items for Stuperman to Identify. I point out the baloney, which I love. It's a food group into itself! MIL says "Does mommy eat a lot of baloney?" and he says....(wish I had brought a video camera) "Nana full a baloney!" and by says I really mean screams it so loudly people six isles over heard! Priceless.

Also on the topic of saying things. Last night in bed, right after I got over a bad case of the giggles (Always time a fart for when they are turning so the are hit full on with the stench people. Timing is everything) I said "I'm sorry I'm still in blog mode" I wonder. Am I different on blog then in real life? Rox? Kiss? SpongeBob? MM? you tell us. Am I me on the blog or am I Bluepaintred?

BFF Kiss came over today. She was using my washing machine as an excuse for us to have more coffee. I didn;t bother to tell her my dryer sucks and it takes two full cycles to dry clothes! HAH! Bi-otch was stuck at my house for HOURS! Oh and Kiss....

Last night I was supposed to buy milk after coffee, but I forgot. So hubs went all PMS over my ass this morning when he had to start his day without his precious precious Cheerios (What a baby. We have waffles and porridge . They don't need milk to be eaten, its not like you starved!)
So I says to the guy, Just buy some after work. And. He. Forgot. Did I get all bitchy on His ass? Nope. I bought some tonight! I rock like that!

I will be investigating this Bloglines thing. It may be a cult. Mr.Fab tuned me in to it, so it Must be a cult if he's with it!. Ah Hell! I'll even drink the koolaid if it means I get to have my Linkys back!