(2:30 pm)And so are my towels. We are in the middle of a serious towel shortage, and I have three closets FULL of towels. Right now I am using a sheet while the towels are in the dryer - dirty, cus I don't have time to wash them.
(4:30pm) If the rain does not stop soon I will cry. The wind is driving it straight against the door at sixty miles an hour. Dammit. Oh, wait, did I forget to mention one tiny detail?
This is all our fault.
We are lazy bastards. Waaaaay back in October when we bought this house we saw we needed to re-caulk where the laminate meets the exterior doors. The Other Half has a real aversion to playing with caulk and we both didn't want the house smelling like caulk, so it never got done.
So now It is supposed to rain all tonight and tommorrow and then snow.... fuckers! But funnily enough about five minutes before it started to rain the other day, I had Blue Boy kill a spider for me. So It may be double my fault!
(8:55pm) the rain has slowed considerably. Really its just spitting. I have a stack of dirty but dry towels incase the wind picks up tommorrow. FIL brought over a space heater (which I hate) to try and dry up the laminate and the wood under it. Space heaters are dangerous and I want to sneak up and unplug it.
Too wet to haiku
Ducky has played in the water
Bad, naughty duck,
I took the VISA
Snatched it from you're purse
I bought out the stores
And now you will dread
The she-mailman's heavy tread
She will bring the bills
I should not have bought
a car, an Apple, a big TV?
You will pay for me!
Yesterday I asked y'all to Guess the Torture. Good job RoxDar! You guessed Duct Tape.
Here is Your name up in lights:
Who wants to guess todays? Its pretty easy... almost spelled out for you ...
Edit: OMG. /Edit