Big Bertha's Prision Bitch
Thursday, September 14, 2006
I am headed down the slippery slope of morality. Soon I will be reduced to blogging about my shower activities with Big Bertha on the prison computer. Do prisons have computers? I have committed a crime. Or am about to I should Say. No backing down from this once I hit that big old publish button. It will be on display for the world to see!! Am I sorry? No, or at least not yet. Ask me again
Cops don't go online, right?
I am not sure what the penalty for Kidnapping
And Now I present to you all, in the very first step I take as a criminal master mind, for You're veiwing pleasure,
The Duck
From this point on, I will only discuss my crime in Haiku, Because all great Criminal Masterminds have their own unique "Signature".
I took the ducky.
Stolen from that precious baby
will I set him free?
Will I make demands
of diamonds, jewels, cash and cars?
No, nothing like that.
I plan to torture
my fowl rubbery foe
Quack for mercy, Duck!
Dear ducky owner,
Contact me, or the duck dies.
That yellow Quacker
posted by Bluepaintred @ 12:00:00 AM
10 Comments:
HILARIOUS< OMG you are so funny.
ok whose duck did you take??? what baby is left crying for his duckie?
Girl you are crazy! Hey? Did you get over that whole running your foot over thing???
wait, I'm confused - where did the Ducky come from?
Mia or maybe deranged....
Catchare you a cop? why are you asking so many questions!
Mr.Fab Ha! we have donut eating police horses here
Mr.Fab Please stay tuned for more torture updates
Flip Flop No, but now its too cold for a cast. we will try again in the spring
WebMiz Got any good duck torture Ideas?
please dont kill poor ducky he means so much to me in my bath tub.....we swim together we do everything...oh please dont kill the ducky....THINK OF THE CHILDREN....hahahaha
and for all of you the klittle girl who is missing her precious ducky at bath time is 8 months old....what a crime blue what a crime
oh give the babygirl back her ducky - I'll send her a new ducky ... oh the tears...the horror...
I WANT MY DUCKY BACK
your funny
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