And Remember, Fans, Wednesday Is 'Pussy Tattoo Night' Here at the Ballpark

Woman #1: I don't know how I'm gonna get Bernie to go down on me. I've even tried waxing.
Woman #2: Maybe you can tattoo a little Yankees logo down there.
Woman #1: Are you kidding? It would be a holy object. He would kneel and make burnt offerings.
Woman #2: At least he would be kneeling. That's a start.

--Williamsburg

tooo freaking funny, but I wonder how painful it would be to actually get a tattoo "there"