Karma : She is a BITCH*

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Coffee pot
Beloved Friend
Giver of Warmth and Comfort
You will be missed
02/?/2005 ~08/13/2006


The early Buddhists followed the Indian custom of burning the body at death, But Plastic smells much worse then burning flesh, so we will by-pass this ritual. All are welcome to join us for the interment of our beloved coffee pot, The service will take place on Wednesday**, August 16, in my kitchen. We will raise our cups to our faithful pot and wish him a fond fairwell and then see him off to his plastic casket in the back yard. Good Bye my freind.



*I send a heart felt apology to GGC, in hjopes that she call off the damsel of evil, Karma. I am sorry I made light of your plight Girl. please call off the dogs!

** Wednesday = Garbage Day

2 Comments:

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10:14 PM, August 14, 2006  
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