Should I Be worried?

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

A few times this week I have turned my computer off to go to bed only to find it on when I wake up. I know I turned it off becuase I do so every night, so please don't suggest I forgot.

This morning my computer was not only on, but whoever had turned it on had forgotten to log out of yahoo messenger.

Here is what I read:

SmokieTehBandit: So as I was saying last night, if you just continue the whining, eventually they will get tired of it and let you out!

SamsonsDelihlah: Nope. My human is one hard ass case Bandit. No treats after seven, No chewing on the books, No eating Sam's homework, always make potty outside - thats the worse one of all!

SamsonsDelihlah: And it's really cold here! I cant take it anymore, Bandit! I think tonight I am going to kill all the left socks I can find!

SmokieTehBandit: Lah. I think it's time you faced the truth. You need to get out of there. What are they going to do to you next? Shave you bald??

SamsonsDelihlah: Oh Bandit! You don't think they would.... would they? Even they aren't that bad...right?

SmokieTehBandit: How cold was it?? Hmmm? Think about it Lah, thats all I'm asking. There's room in my kennel if you need it.

SamsonsDelihlah: But. It's twelve hours away BY CAR Bandit! My legs are four inches long! That would take me years!

SmokieTehBandit: Don't worry about it. I'll get you some cash, you can get a bus tic- gotta go the humans are up!

And just a few minutes ago I found Smokie stealthily pawing through my purse only to cock her head to the side pretending innocence when I asked her what the hell she was doing.

SamsonsDelilah is Shelli's new puppy. Should I warn her?

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Blogger Shelli said...


OMG! That rocked! That needs to be a regular feature here! Hi-fuckin'-larious.

11:10 PM, November 14, 2007  
Anonymous Katie said...

Haha that's so funny. Better keep an eye on that one. ;)

11:45 PM, November 14, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

Extra clever!

11:49 PM, November 14, 2007  
Blogger mixednut said...

Awww... you can't deny puppy love.

2:14 AM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

That was awesome! You are a lot funnier lately. It's probably because you were on my show :)

4:10 AM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Mel said...

how funny!!!! I have wondered about my dogs at night but most of them sleep with me.

hmm..that sounded strange...

4:52 AM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Robin said...

I'm already convinced my cat has it out for me so I wouldn't doubt they are up to something.

7:17 AM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Blueyes said...

Sheit, now your gonna give my 2 some ideas. I know they just sneak over to the computer room and do this as I leave mine on 24/7

7:19 AM, November 15, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

Was there puppy porn? I'd worry more about that!

9:26 AM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Trisha said...

Ah Ha!!! NOW I know who's been sneaking on to Myspace when I'm not around!! Thanks! I'm keeping an eye on her now!!

9:27 AM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

Oh aren't they cute! Puppy Love and all that good stuff!!

Have either of you spoken to your children about appropriate birth control yet?

12:16 PM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Thanks for the laugh! I needed it today.

God, they are so cute!

2:43 PM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger CP said...

OMG --- I didn't realize that cybering was for puppies too! Ew...gross online puppy sex. Nasty!


3:38 PM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

That puppy has some talent...

10:44 PM, November 15, 2007  
Blogger Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

AWESOME! HILARIOUS!!!! I wonder if my animals do that...???

2:11 AM, November 17, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

ha! too funny! my husband's been saying his computer has been turning on by itself and it ends up our one cat was doing it! now I know what's he's been up to... probably looking at kitty porn!

10:35 AM, November 20, 2007  

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