A few times this week I have turned my computer off to go to bed only to find it on when I wake up. I know I turned it off becuase I do so every night, so please don't suggest I forgot.
This morning my computer was not only on, but whoever had turned it on had forgotten to log out of yahoo messenger.
Here is what I read:
SmokieTehBandit: So as I was saying last night, if you just continue the whining, eventually they will get tired of it and let you out!
SamsonsDelihlah: Nope. My human is one hard ass case Bandit. No treats after seven, No chewing on the books, No eating Sam's homework, always make potty outside - thats the worse one of all!
SamsonsDelihlah: And it's really cold here! I cant take it anymore, Bandit! I think tonight I am going to kill all the left socks I can find!
SmokieTehBandit: Lah. I think it's time you faced the truth. You need to get out of there. What are they going to do to you next? Shave you bald??
SamsonsDelihlah: Oh Bandit! You don't think they would.... would they? Even they aren't that bad...right?
SmokieTehBandit: How cold was it?? Hmmm? Think about it Lah, thats all I'm asking. There's room in my kennel if you need it.
SamsonsDelihlah: But. It's twelve hours away BY CAR Bandit! My legs are four inches long! That would take me years!
SmokieTehBandit: Don't worry about it. I'll get you some cash, you can get a bus tic- gotta go the humans are up!
And just a few minutes ago I found Smokie stealthily pawing through my purse only to cock her head to the side pretending innocence when I asked her what the hell she was doing.
SamsonsDelilah is Shelli's new puppy. Should I warn her?