*ring*
*Ring*
*RING!*
"Hello blog? Yea, It's me. What the fuck do you mean me who?! It's me, Blue! You been messing round on me with some other blogger or something?...OK, listen, just grab a pen and write this down:"
Dear people who come to this blog for some reason unknown to me, Bluepaintred has a cold and is pretty sure she is at deaths door. She won't stop whining. She can't come into blog tonight becuase she is a big baby. Laugh at her. A lot.
"Blog? You still there? Did you get all that? OK, then read it back to me. . . WTF! That's not what I said! Tell them ..."
*dial tone*
"Blog! Blog!?! Are you there? Mother fucker! I canNOT believe you hung up on me! Screw this shit, I'm goin' to bed!"
Labels: I'm a big baby, I'm a Dumbass, Oh Noes
17 Comments:
I'm sorry you feel like crap. But, that was a clever way to say it... if that makes you feel better.
You Canadians are so fragile...
Damn blogs. Never do what you tell 'em to.
Awww, I hope you feel better soon. Otherwise, I'll have to help you kick your blog's ass for insubordination.
Poor Blue.
Got tissues? Soup? Thick socks? Fluffy pillow?
Good . Now take your medicine and knock off your damn whining. And don't come out of that room until you're ready to be a human!
Well, at least that's what I do when my kids get sick!
I'm a big baby when I'm sick too...ice cream always helps.
I hope you feel better by the time you are reading this. Or soon anyway.
Don't die.
Feel better soon!
Can I have some of your stuff when you die?
This stuff just pops into your head, doesn't it. You crack me up.
Feel better...
Poor baby. Have a jelly dognut, some coffee, read one of those seventeen books!
And get back to the damn blog!
oh boy, I'm outta here. and the first thing I'm going to do is wash my hands! I don't wanna get sick!
(hope you feel better soon. :)
Oooooo, if my blog ever did that to me...
Get well Blue!
If I get a blog cold, I'm totally blaming you!
Sheila Thank you. Im sorry I feel like crap too
Mr.Fab fuck you. I swear to god I ill come UP there and slap you. providing I live through this
Annie Sigh. I gave it life, you would think it would listen to me. Blogs are like children
Angel When I feel better I will kick it;s ass around the blogsphere, believe you me!
MetalMom Uhm. Your comment is lacking in sympathy!
Robin Especially chocolate ice cream
Shelli well. I read it. Im not better. Sigh
Nobody I will do my best not too
Fantastagirl I plan on wishing on a star to that effect tonight
Avitable Dude. you can have the kids
Tug The cold medication helps.
NOG I'm trying!
WebMiz washing hands is a good plan. A better plan is no kissing with tongue when the husband is ill.
Mixed Nut Pray our blog doesn't kick you when you are down. I thought I knew her better... sigh
Used to be me blame m husband! HE gave it to me!
Wow - that's some contagious bug you got. It has now spread to Southern California. Thanks a lot!
--Peggy
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