Big Baby

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

*ring*

*Ring*

*RING!*

"Hello blog? Yea, It's me. What the fuck do you mean me who?! It's me, Blue! You been messing round on me with some other blogger or something?...OK, listen, just grab a pen and write this down:"

Dear people who come to this blog for some reason unknown to me, Bluepaintred has a cold and is pretty sure she is at deaths door. She won't stop whining. She can't come into blog tonight becuase she is a big baby. Laugh at her. A lot.


"Blog? You still there? Did you get all that? OK, then read it back to me. . . WTF! That's not what I said! Tell them ..."

*dial tone*

"Blog! Blog!?! Are you there? Mother fucker! I canNOT believe you hung up on me! Screw this shit, I'm goin' to bed!"

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17 Comments:

Blogger Sheila said...

I'm sorry you feel like crap. But, that was a clever way to say it... if that makes you feel better.

11:07 PM, September 26, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

You Canadians are so fragile...

3:08 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Annie Jones said...

Damn blogs. Never do what you tell 'em to.

5:24 AM, September 27, 2007  
Anonymous Angel said...

Awww, I hope you feel better soon. Otherwise, I'll have to help you kick your blog's ass for insubordination.

6:17 AM, September 27, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

Poor Blue.
Got tissues? Soup? Thick socks? Fluffy pillow?

Good . Now take your medicine and knock off your damn whining. And don't come out of that room until you're ready to be a human!

Well, at least that's what I do when my kids get sick!

6:19 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Robin said...

I'm a big baby when I'm sick too...ice cream always helps.

6:45 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I hope you feel better by the time you are reading this. Or soon anyway.

6:45 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

Don't die.

6:55 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Feel better soon!

7:03 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Can I have some of your stuff when you die?

7:54 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

This stuff just pops into your head, doesn't it. You crack me up.

Feel better...

8:09 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

Poor baby. Have a jelly dognut, some coffee, read one of those seventeen books!

And get back to the damn blog!

9:19 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

oh boy, I'm outta here. and the first thing I'm going to do is wash my hands! I don't wanna get sick!

(hope you feel better soon. :)

11:48 AM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger mixednut said...

Oooooo, if my blog ever did that to me...

Get well Blue!

1:19 PM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Used*to*be*me said...

If I get a blog cold, I'm totally blaming you!

6:32 PM, September 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila Thank you. Im sorry I feel like crap too

Mr.Fab fuck you. I swear to god I ill come UP there and slap you. providing I live through this

Annie Sigh. I gave it life, you would think it would listen to me. Blogs are like children

Angel When I feel better I will kick it;s ass around the blogsphere, believe you me!

MetalMom Uhm. Your comment is lacking in sympathy!

Robin Especially chocolate ice cream

Shelli well. I read it. Im not better. Sigh

Nobody I will do my best not too

Fantastagirl I plan on wishing on a star to that effect tonight

Avitable Dude. you can have the kids

Tug The cold medication helps.

NOG I'm trying!

WebMiz washing hands is a good plan. A better plan is no kissing with tongue when the husband is ill.

Mixed Nut Pray our blog doesn't kick you when you are down. I thought I knew her better... sigh

Used to be me blame m husband! HE gave it to me!

6:45 PM, September 27, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow - that's some contagious bug you got. It has now spread to Southern California. Thanks a lot!
--Peggy

9:29 AM, September 28, 2007  

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