Kindergarten 101

Friday, September 21, 2007

With the a second week of Kindergarten done, totaling five whole days, Blue Boy had this to say about it:

- Belts are very hard when you have to pee really fast. I used teachers tape instead.

- In kindergarten we don't get homework daddy. We just do fun things like recess and snack time.

- If you bring a snake to school the girls will scream and teacher makes you sit in your chair a looong time.

- I sit beside the boy with the shark shirt and the other boy with the blue shirt and HE ATE HIS GLUE

HaHA Fuckers! Guess who's right AGAIN!


Do you think it hurts to get bit in the man parts by a dolphin?

That wasn't a dolphin, it was a penguin

Do you think it hurts to get bit in the man parts by a penguin? Do you know from experience? Can I see the scar-

I do-

Was there lots of blood in the water? Did it attract sharks?

I don't know from experience.

So. No sharks?

No sharks.



Yet another Friday night at home. Just the two of us.

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Blogger Sheila said...

Tape? To replace the belt? Interesting.

11:08 PM, September 21, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

Hmm...trying to figure out how the conversations between you and hubster even got started...must have been something on the Discover Channel...

5:37 AM, September 22, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

LMAO - No sharks...

Tink had the same problem with belts in preschool - i switched to the jeans with the belt on the inside. No more 'but momma, I couldn't get it undone!'

6:22 AM, September 22, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

Who got bit by a penguin and how?

9:07 AM, September 22, 2007  
Blogger Angry said...

At least after a Penguin bite you still HAVE man parts.

2:05 PM, September 22, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

What brought on that second conversation? Just curious.

5:26 PM, September 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila I did not request clarification. I thought it was safest!

NOG Lol. It was after watching a preview for Good Luck Chuck

Fantastagirl I love those kind with the elastic and buttons? They rock!

MetalMom Uhm Dave cook, I think. Maybe. Whoever plays the male lead for Good Luck Chuck

Angry Heh. True dat!

Shelli We often pass the evening with meaningless discussions about man parts!

5:33 PM, September 22, 2007  
Blogger Trisha said...

I think I have a new found fear of Penguins! I thought they were they just seem vicious to me!! Scarey little tuxedoed bastards!

5:44 PM, September 22, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

What do penguins have against man parts?

12:02 AM, September 23, 2007  

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