Kindergarten 101
Friday, September 21, 2007
With the a second week of Kindergarten done, totaling five whole days, Blue Boy had this to say about it:
- Belts are very hard when you have to pee really fast. I used teachers tape instead.
- In kindergarten we don't get homework daddy. We just do fun things like recess and snack time.
- If you bring a snake to school the girls will scream and teacher makes you sit in your chair a looong time.
- I sit beside the boy with the shark shirt and the other boy with the blue shirt and HE ATE HIS GLUE
HaHA Fuckers! Guess who's right AGAIN!
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Do you think it hurts to get bit in the man parts by a dolphin?
That wasn't a dolphin, it was a penguin
Do you think it hurts to get bit in the man parts by a penguin? Do you know from experience? Can I see the scar-
I do-
Was there lots of blood in the water? Did it attract sharks?
I don't know from experience.
So. No sharks?
No sharks.
Oh.
*sigh*
Yet another Friday night at home. Just the two of us.
Labels: Blue Boy, I'm Important Too, LOL
posted by Bluepaintred @ 10:55:00 PM
9 Comments:
Tape? To replace the belt? Interesting.
Hmm...trying to figure out how the conversations between you and hubster even got started...must have been something on the Discover Channel...
LMAO - No sharks...
Tink had the same problem with belts in preschool - i switched to the jeans with the belt on the inside. No more 'but momma, I couldn't get it undone!'
Who got bit by a penguin and how?
At least after a Penguin bite you still HAVE man parts.
What brought on that second conversation? Just curious.
Sheila I did not request clarification. I thought it was safest!
NOG Lol. It was after watching a preview for Good Luck Chuck
Fantastagirl I love those kind with the elastic and buttons? They rock!
MetalMom Uhm Dave cook, I think. Maybe. Whoever plays the male lead for Good Luck Chuck
Angry Heh. True dat!
Shelli We often pass the evening with meaningless discussions about man parts!
I think I have a new found fear of Penguins! I thought they were cute...now they just seem vicious to me!! Scarey little tuxedoed bastards!
What do penguins have against man parts?
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