Did anyone wonder why I gave the phonetic alphabet according to Stuperman? It's because Mr.Fab tagged me with a MeMe and I wanted to annoy the crap out every one of you by answering it in StupeSpeak. But I can't. Some think more importnat has come up. Something you ALL need to know about.
Tonight I wasted TWO HOURS of my life. Two hours I will never get back. Hours wasted that I could have spent in bed with jitteryjoe, Two hours I could have spent reading and commenting on your blogs, Two hours I could have been drinking coffee. Instead, I went to the movies.
IF YOU HAVE READ THE BOOK ERAGON DO NOT SEE THE MOVIE.
For the love of everything that has ever been and ever will be, do NOT see this movie. Oh I know what you are thinking, I will see that damn movie if I want too. I read a billion reveiws telling me not to go see it, that it sucked, that it was nothing like the book. And I went anyway.
Let me put it this way. If you read the book, and you go to the movie, expecting ANYTHING to be like the book, you will not find it... The dragon is wrong the bad guys are wrong the good guys are wrong the time frame is wrong the weapons are wrong the words are wrong the season is wrong the..the the..... EVERYTHING but the title of the movie is WRONG.
I'm pretty sure they gave the book to a 12 year old boy and had him write the screen play, only for every half a chapter he read he jacked off the next ten. I honestly cannot think of three things that were the same in the book and the movie. The two I can think of are the title is the same and the main character (15 in the book, 17 in the movie BTW) has the proper name.
It was horrible.
Please stay tuned for a horribly long Meme!
A- Available or single? That depends on weather your name is Matt Damon or not…
B- Best Friend? Kiss. Duh, where were you on the 12th when I was shouting it from the rooftops??
C- Cake or pie? Cake
D- Drink of choice? COFFEE
E- Essential item I use every day. My lungs
F- Favorite color: Blue, but for Matt Damon I would be willing to reconsider.Or for fresh coffee. And a donut.
G- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms? as much as I love candy, im not a big fan of gummy anything!
H- Hometown? I think only people in the states have hometowns, I have lived in....lots of places. Plus I have the "dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" song stuck in my head and I only know that line!
I- Indulgence: Wednesday Coffee and Pot of Gold cherries
J- January or February? July
K- Kids and names: I'm not willing to fork over the cash to pay their therapy bills I will incur if I run around calling them names.
L- Life is incomplete without? Coffee
M- Marriage date: Coffee
N- Number of siblings: Four
O- Oranges or apples? Bananas. Don't judge me!
P- Phobias or fears?If I tell you, one day I will find my self locked in a small windowless doorless room filled with spiders so I won't tel..FUCK!
Q- Favorite quote? I don't walk around quoting people, I walk around drinking coffee. And you can quote me on that
R- Reasons to smile: Coffee in the morning. And baloney. In the morning with Matt Damon
S- Season: I hate them all equally.
U- Unknown fact about me: I have a penis
V- Vegetable you don’t like: Tuna
W- Worst habit: Mr.Fab
X- X-Rays: right wrist, right wrist, right wrist, left wrist, left wrist, left and right wrist, chest, teeth, ankle
Y- Your favorite food? Coffee
Z- Pisces. Dude. What the fuck. Was I supposed to make up my own questions? Holy shit I broke the meme.