Happy New Year

Sunday, December 31, 2006

**I really think that you ought to know that without my watch on, I do not know what year this is right now, hence, im not positive if we are going into 2007 or 2008. Sue me if you will.**

My new years resolution is to lose weight. It won't happen, but I feel better for making one. I have hopes that 200-whatever will not involve any more operations or sick kids. This also won't happen because I am really leaning towards asking the doctor to go ahead with the cutting and pasting of my girly parts again.

Actually I am really considering going to a doctor in the new year to see if I might be losing my mind, but that's a whole other blog post.

This past year :

  • I bought a house. And when I say "I", what I really mean to say is my sugar daddy bought a house an I am just along for the free sex and cute kids. Oh, and he pays the internet bill too.
  • I started a blog. Nine months or so ago. It's been an interesting experience.
  • Held a boy when he woke up after his second operation in two years.
  • Got new-er and improved-er boobies from the nice tax payers.
  • I did nothing else.
And there you have it, a year in the life of Bluepaintred. Pretty exciting, huh?


Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

Sounds like quite a year! Cheers to a bright new year in 2007!

4:32 PM, December 31, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I lost my mind years ago. Best move I ever made!

5:02 PM, December 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you saying you want to try for a li'l sis for your boys?!

6:55 PM, December 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New YEar!!!

7:27 PM, December 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least it wasn't BigDaddy. Coffee mom doesn't have a house where did you get that sugar daddy?

Happy New Year~

8:21 PM, December 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!

11:55 PM, December 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!!!
Hope all is well in the house of Bluepaintred. My resolution this year is to actually get to your house for coffee!!! LOL!!


12:16 AM, January 01, 2007  
Anonymous fantastagirl said...

Happy New Year's - my resolution... I don't know yet - will have to come up with something, other than - lose weight, exercise more, and be nicer (maybe not - being nice is hard)...

I hope 2007 brings you much happiness and good health for those boys of yours!

12:42 AM, January 01, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

Happy New Year to one of my favorite fellow bloggers!!! Your not losing your mind...if you were you wouldnt be wondering if you were...or something like that! lol. You dont need it anyway, just go on auto pilot!

3:33 AM, January 01, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

Happy New year, Blue. Is your boy better?

And I am going to lose wait but I hate diets. So my plan is to eliminate refined sugar and all wheat from my diet. That should do the trick....want to join me.

10:07 AM, January 01, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Kentucky Girl Ohhh its seven people, write that down. 2007

Mr.FabHmm, based on your lastest post , i will expect a serious comment when i write the losing my mind post, mmmk?

BlogaritaO!!!!!!!11!!! Uh, no, nonono, i had my tubes ties and a tumor removed. I have scar tissue affixed to the wall of something and it hurts me, and the doc wants to lazer it and i wanted to leave it, and i am thinking he is right and I am wrong. no. more. kids.

Coffee Mom And the same to you my friend. did you do much last night?

Bigdaddy LMAO i found my sugar daddy all ut make sure he does windows.

Malnurtured Snay Happy new year too you too msnay!

Rox Dar You have the best new years resolution yet!

Fantastagirl exercise is evil. dont do it.

catch you said i am your favorite.

one tall momma he is somewhat better. but he still pisses me off. I cant take sugar out of my diet, that would kill me.

11:44 AM, January 01, 2007  
Blogger Lori said...

Happy New Year!

You are a very exciting edition to the blogging world thanks for entering it LOL.
hugs and kisses

4:42 PM, January 01, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I want newer improveder boobies. But not enhancements, dehancements (by that I mean a reduction) and a lift. Where do I sign up for the taxpayers to pay for it?

5:58 PM, January 01, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Lori Hugs girl! MAY THE YEAR BRING YOU MUCH JOY damn fucking caps lock. i refuse to go back and change it. just pretend I am drunk and was yelling when i thought i was whispering LOL

Shellihmmmr what you need to do is lay on your back, if your boobies are too heavy for your cheast wall to lift that way and you stop breathing in your sleep, you can go to your doc and he will say , fun plan, lets chop em off. thats what I did. fastest eight piunds i ever lost. and i have had kids. recovery is a sinch. usually. but i dont know if that works in the USA. Here in canada, its covered becuase it wasnt elective plastic surgery for vanity it was classed as a life saving operation done by a plastic surgeon.

6:38 PM, January 01, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's wishing for no sick kids!

7:40 PM, January 01, 2007  

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