My new years resolution is to lose weight. It won't happen, but I feel better for making one. I have hopes that 200-whatever will not involve any more operations or sick kids. This also won't happen because I am really leaning towards asking the doctor to go ahead with the cutting and pasting of my girly parts again.
Actually I am really considering going to a doctor in the new year to see if I might be losing my mind, but that's a whole other blog post.
This past year :
- I bought a house. And when I say "I", what I really mean to say is my sugar daddy bought a house an I am just along for the free sex and cute kids. Oh, and he pays the internet bill too.
- I started a blog. Nine months or so ago. It's been an interesting experience.
- Held a boy when he woke up after his second operation in two years.
- Got new-er and improved-er boobies from the nice tax payers.
- I did nothing else.