Lets talk , Little Miss Tooth Fairy

Monday, August 14, 2006

I want you to give Rainbow Man a dollar for his cavity ridden tooth. I really really really do. BUT Mother in Law Dearest has alread given him three dollars. hmmmmm

one dollar... three dollars

WTF????? There is no freaking tooth fairy! I'm the FREAKING tooth fairy!!! MIL and FIL are ALWAYS on our case about "save money, don't buy this, put it in the bank, you are wasting monnnneeeeeyyyyyy" And then they go and give him three freaking dollars????

THATS.MY.JOB.

so now I have to top his three dollar Nana money. Shit. I don't want to. But I will

Know why? Cus tommorrow he will run alllll excited to Nana's house and brag about the crisp five dollar bill under his pillow from the Tooth Fairy. HAH . We'll show her!

Save this lady!

Oh yea, Did I forget to mention that Rainbow man lost another tooth, two yanks and it was out and he was bleeding all over the place.




11 Comments:

Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

I totally agree with you! No else should be giving him money for his teeth!!

The tooth fairy always forgets to come to our house! I'm soo bad at remembering! My poor kid is going to be screwed up when she's older because she's going to think the tooth fairy never loved her. LOL.
I should do a post about it, huh?

8:36 AM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Oh my gosh, your MIL sounds just like mine!!! Every year, we go to her house for Christmas Eve, and every time we go, she'll say to our kids "Oh, look what Santa left you here!"

UGH!!!!!!! We told her time and time again not to ruin Christmas morning for them like that. That Santa comes Christmas morning at OUR house. But, she still kept it up.

We just told the kids when we left that she's crazy and likes to pretend that Santa visited her, lol.

9:56 AM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger Catch said...

You show em Blue.....give him a twenty...then she can really bitch about you wasting money!!!! LOL.

3:07 PM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger jessica said...

Gotta love MIL... mine has yet to be so brave but I bet its coming. My mom did play tooth fairy once... but Meg was at her house and spending the night when she lost her tooth. Good luck with this situation!

3:35 PM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Even better, get him his own credit card. She'll never be able to top that!

4:35 PM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Hey let her do it - what the heck - I finally gave in and let my MIL spoil the kids, why not it's easier than fighting her on it.

oh and when Pan starts losing teeth - he's coming to your house, I can't pull them.. OUCH!

6:36 PM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

FlipFlopMomma LOL I remember getting quarters. When Rainbow lost his first tooth i was so excited we gave him every bit of change int eh house!

ABB Now see thats just plain WRONG when kids still beleive in Santa, that should be encouraged. all your inlaws are doing is shaking their belifs!

Catch umm well actually we have given him just enough in the last week that with his next tooth out ( tommorrow is planned pull date) he will have enough for a new game boy game

Jessica Well, thats a bit different , if he was sleeping hte night over there , then fine give him $ but dont give them money and send them home so I have to top it!

Mr.Fab I will get right on that... can I get your address to send the bills too tho?

Fantasta girl Ohhhh, slight mix up... I myself do NOT pull teeth, Rainbow Man has lost three, my bnuddy RoxDar pulled one for me ( i got the string on and couldnt get it off, it had to come out and I was tooooooo chicken, and FIL has taken out the last two. Story goes, FIL once pulled one of his kid teeth out that wasnt even CLOSE to being loose, the little one wanted it out after seeing older sister get hers out, so he did! (WTF???) but yea I dont pull them, i try too but lose my nerve

6:47 PM, August 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But see yet again I can top you with the ultra-dysfunctionality (oooh big misspelled word) of my in-laws. When my son got a visit from the tooth fairy my MIL told him there was no such thing and processed to give me a lecture about why it's not nice to tell your children lies. Nice huh! Not a surprise why we don't go to visit is it??? And in regards to Santa I tell my kids the same lie my parents told me (cuz when I was a kid we got our Santa presents on Xmas Eve) that Santa comes early cuz we live so close and he has a lot to do. We never doubted it and neither do my kids. But they must think Santa is gramma's neighbour or something.
PS Thanks for the pat on the back, it was a great day pulling his tooth.

roxdar

7:36 PM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

or you could tell him that you'll --- erm, I mean, the TOOTH FAIRY - will only give him money for NON-cavitied teeth. lol - that'll keep him brushing!

10:37 AM, August 16, 2006  
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