I want you to give Rainbow Man a dollar for his cavity ridden tooth. I really really really do. BUT Mother in Law Dearest has alread given him three dollars. hmmmmm
one dollar... three dollars
WTF????? There is no freaking tooth fairy! I'm the FREAKING tooth fairy!!! MIL and FIL are ALWAYS on our case about "save money, don't buy this, put it in the bank, you are wasting monnnneeeeeyyyyyy" And then they go and give him three freaking dollars????
so now I have to top his three dollar Nana money. Shit. I don't want to. But I will
Know why? Cus tommorrow he will run alllll excited to Nana's house and brag about the crisp five dollar bill under his pillow from the Tooth Fairy. HAH . We'll show her!
Save this lady!
Oh yea, Did I forget to mention that Rainbow man lost another tooth, two yanks and it was out and he was bleeding all over the place.