He's Good For More Then Taking Out the Trash
Friday, June 09, 2006
What a
In my never ending quest to lose my last
Here is an actual conversation we had about this:
Me: hey, S-E-X ( spelling) burns calories.. i read a funny thing about it today.
Him: duh...
Parker: whats ssssehhcxxx?
Me:
Him :so u wanna go exercise?
Me: the kids are sitting right here! Just eat supper and go have a
Him: Wanna shower with me?
Me: stop it
Parker: I want a shower
Logan : un bath! un bath!
Blake: I have to pee
Me: see!
Later that night, same topic
Me: so I figure that if its three times a week, that should be pretty good, hey?
Him: if three is good, five would be better.. or twelve
Me: Yea, I could do it, but I doubt you could and then I'd have to hire the hot esso guy to help me exercise.. he could be my personal trainer.. think he does windows?
hey! what doya mean 12? I'm not THAT fat! Jerk
Him: ohh Star Treks on!
Me: ~sigh~
posted by Bluepaintred @ 1:18:00 PM
7 Comments:
21 is a good number 7 days a week 3 x a day!
I don't believe that about sex and calories. I have a lot of sex. I'm not burning all that many calories.
that post was hilarious! I can't tell my hubby though, even though I want to lose wieght. I'm one of those wives that tries to get out of doing it as much as possible. hehehe.
seriously FABio, check the link, it tells you PFFFT
mr. katt and I have had similar convos! Too funny! With him though, it's not Star Trek but "The Tractor Channel" on satelite. Snoooooze!
lori:21.. in one week? how would i walk?
Blondie: seriously? thinkabout it, when you jog standing up you sweat, so when you jog layin down and sweat you have to be burning calories, just in a much more fun way!
Flipflop: i know where you are coming from,,,,
katt: they have a TRACTOR channel? the end is nigh
Then why do I have to diet and go to the gym in order to lose a measly two pounds? I should be as skinny as Nicole Ritchie if sex really burned calories! I think something's wrong with my metabolism or something. Bah.
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